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melissabeartrix

@melissabeartrix@aus.social

Born in Purgatory , on a wet, rainy night

Claiming to be the only trans woman horologist...till proven wrong

A bit of a home body, love all food & growing stuff

I am blonde to fool the masses...giggles...I do it well

There isn't an animal I don't love, bears are no1... including teddy bears

Inner West Sydney

Hopelessly pansexual single

Hugz & xXx

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melissabeartrix, to random
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Playing with DNS is stressful ... The bloody wait! ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix,
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It would help to click the update name server thing ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Axolotl2, to random
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Raise your hand if you want plastic straws to die in a fire. Cool. Now raise your hand if you enjoy your straws quitting function. Now rais your hand if you like a metalic taste to everything you drink. Rais your hand if you like carrots. Carrot straw supremacy baby.

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@Axolotl2

Now you're making sense ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix, to random
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Wow ... Even blue host

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix, to random
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Amongst all the shit things today, I could still see beauty ... Hope ... hugz

Hugz & xXx

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@Nikolai_Kingsley

Nice

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melissabeartrix, to random
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My day

  • Get bad results at the doctor {cholesterol} not bad but has been trending up over the last 16 years ... Pout

  • got drenched

  • went to do a housecall and the asshat wasn't there ... Even tho I said "I will be there about one pm and if anything changes I will call"

  • got drenched again

  • had a dirty old man just stare at me

  • the Aus . Social incident

  • got drenched

  • and I didn't get a chance to get the lunch I wanted

  • oh, and I have not had a chance to do any work

  • my feet are cold and all wrinkly

  • I still have no chocolate in the castle

Yes a couple of nice things happened too ... Mostly the nice beautiful people ... Hugz

And that I have {redacted}*

Hugz & xXx

  • Can't say, rules are rules and illegal activity isn't allowed on this instance
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@MishaVanMollusq

It's like a curse today ... I can't blame the full moon ... Hugz

And giggles too ... 💋

Hugz & xXx

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@MishaVanMollusq

Bizarre ... That would be a great song to do the tango too ... Giggles

Giggles ... I might have one or two in the safe ... I used to have a jewelry shop, closed it because I had enough of people, I only sold good quality and was sick and tired of people

Hugz & xXx

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@MishaVanMollusq

Who's Blaine ? Should I know ... Hugz ... I'm not that smart, I am a blonde for a reason ... Giggles

Tagos are normally dramatic ... And love ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@MishaVanMollusq

Cool ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

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Raindrops form patterns on the sliding roof glass

#raindrops #friday

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@mikako6

That's beautiful ... Hugz

Thank you for sharing

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix, to random
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Got a photo of an asshat mounting the gutter in his SUV ... So funny ... Entitled asshat ... I won't post the photo as it is technically invading someone's privacy and I am sure he wouldn't want others to see him there ... Best not to post the photo ... You never know who may see it, that would want them to see it, even tho the guy is an entitled asshat I will not be posting for the photo

If you think this is a dig, you got it in one ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@sortius

I'm definitely not not going to say I am having a {redacted} as it is illegal! as I don't have a weed licence ... Giggles ... Illegal activity is not allowed ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@smn @sortius

I'm sure they can ... But I cannot control what people send me ... Giggles ... Only what I reply ... Hugz

And what a waste of time that would be ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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I am so pissed off with today ... Fuckers

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@fuzzypeach

So true ... A good sleep and a new day tomorrow ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix,
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@fuzzypeach

Thank you ... Huge long and full body hugz ... 💋

Hugz & xXx

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@fuzzypeach

You do realise that when we meet, I'm going to give you a big hugz and you will wonder if I am some sort of Octopussy ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@fuzzypeach

Is that permission to go through your pockets ... Giggles ... You know what I would be after ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@fuzzypeach

Not your wallet ... Giggles ... Blushing

Hugz & xXx

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@fuzzypeach

Yummy sausage ... That's what I want ... Blush

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix, to random
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Step one completed ... Giggles

I am going to move as I'm sure they have three stikes and banned

Hugz & xXx

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@pennypenguin

Shouldn't you don't before they shut down ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

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@MishaVanMollusq @pennypenguin

Yeah ... My thoughts exactly

Hugz & xXx

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@pennypenguin

Does anyone know of a good instance for Penny ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix, to random
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Where are my keys ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

melissabeartrix,
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@wizard42

Ha ... I found them ... And no they were in the key bowl where they should be ... Giggles

And ha on me, I wish I didn't ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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@wizard42

You got me ... I just looked at the carpet to see if it was ok ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

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