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I make music. I play videogames. Nothing else to it.

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Oh look, another crime against a minority in America! I am SHOCKED.

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Using the dating app for homosexual folks leads to black bear steak?

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Now THERE’S a headline you don’t see every day

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uh oh!

The future lawsuits, I can see them already, and they will be wild.

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https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+meme&client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=e8526f356ca8eaba&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIKS4Z12fsVjNqQLlGYOC8sWsrs96g:1716507799183&udm=2&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiajf_s-aSGAxWErokEHfK-DGgQ7Al6BAgYEAQ&biw=384&bih=748&dpr=3.75#vhid=ySyYb8z8MpquJM&vssid=mosaic

Edit: hmmmm that’s not quite right

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https://digitalsynopsis.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/funny-agency-life-creative-designer-copywriter-memes-1.jpg

Edit: AHA I FORGOT THE PARENTHESIS

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/666/fellowkids.jpg

THANK YOU, KIND STRANGER

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How do you do fellow kids?

I need you to picture the meme, please. Errr… I still don’t know how to put pics in the comments. Sooo…

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If you want a real challenge, try the beat mario 64 while going through a severely messy divorce without crying while fighting crippling anxiety and depression run. No balls.

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Step 1: Run the game in an emulator

Step 2: change “A” button function to another button on your controller, set “A” button to a non functional button assignment. NEVER have to press “A” again.

Step 3: PROFIT

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

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10 “sick, dudes” outta 10.

My work feels very "off"...

I work in security at a northern michigan ski/golf resort. The resort spans 2 properties and has a combined total of roughly 3000 acres. As you might expect, it can be a tough job at times, with drunks, noise complaints, safety issues, etc but wtf do you do when your job is mostly just tough for simply feeling “creepy”?...

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Lol that’s kinda funny tbh. Nah, not an appliance. The dishwasher was an employee, that’s my bad

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The OG owner died back in 2009. He is definitely dead. Maybe “was” is the incorrect word here, lol. I appreciate the tongue in cheek response of yours, though, haha

I’ve toyed with the idea of taking a slow night to do an EVP session in the Convention Center. Maybe I should just do it!

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I’m not sure what to update, but I’ll try? Maybe do a little ghost hunting shit maybe? Spooky stuff like the loud bang doesn’t happen much. It’s pretty rare, but it does happen. Or maybe, tin foil hats, there is a killer at my work? Maybe it got too hot, so they backed off which could be why it’s been chill lately. Although, I’ve also had weird unexplained shit happen more frequently in the security building which houses me, and me only at night.

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That’s all true. I get downvoted for it alot, but I do believe in the paranormal, however I debunk everything I can before jumping to that ship. What you say could definitely be valid thing at the CC at least. There’s a huge ass banquet hall in the center of the building. Although, I will say… the main property pro shop, abandoned golf academy building, the lodge, the inn, vehicle maintenance, and north maintenance building (2nd property), along with all our halfway houses, all feel fine, not creepy at all despite being further in the boonies (I’m talking in the woods, pitch black at night). It’s worth noting that the buildings I mentioned that feel creepy are the only places like that on the entire property(s). Kinda weird.

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The recent layoffs at the company have been swift and impactful. Notably, several unique positions were affected, leaving entire job functions uncovered. This move suggests a potential restructuring or shift towards automation using artificial intelligence, which is concerning.

In particular, the departure of Alice Bell is deeply regrettable. Her exceptional contributions were instrumental in maintaining the company’s operations during challenging times. Additionally, her leadership in the Electronic Wireless Show podcast was pivotal. It is hoped that, similar to Indiescovery, the podcast team will continue independently to preserve its value.

These developments paint a concerning picture of the company’s future.

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Nope. They’re all just so unfathomably, insanely stupid that it actually infuriates me

Something about my work...just feels "off"?

I work in security at a northern michigan ski/golf resort. The resort spans 2 properties and has a combined total of roughly 3000 acres. As you might expect, it can be a tough job at times, with drunks, noise complaints, safety issues, etc but wtf do you do when your job is mostly just tough for simply feeling “creepy”?...

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I know death happens alot. It just weirds me out that we went a whole year since I hired in with no issues then bam, bam, bam one after another. Personally I do believe in ghosts, but I’m also not immediately saying my resort is 100% haunted, though I have my suspicions, since all the weird shit has happened to me when there’s only me on patrol and someone at front desk. There’s only 2 of us here every night, and front desk can’t leave its post, plus it’s happened to me in areas only we in security have access to at night.

Downvoted for believing in something you don’t? Go for it I guess

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Yeah, we have alarms on every building, very high security locks that use programmed cards (which we personally make and distribute to employees and can interrogate at will any time to see the locking/unlocking history-suffice to say our systems report nothing unusual), cameras in every building, and a very detailed, very thorough patrol protocol. It’s our job to know this place inside out, all the hidey holes, all the nooks, all the crannies, all the hideaways, etc, which is to prevent phrogging situations. Plus, we have a huge building maintenance team and housekeeping team as well, and they would know immediately if something was off or hidden away. Sure, it could be possible, but it’s extremely unlikely. Nothing hides from us on the resort. People can’t set foot in any of these buildings without either triggering alarms or disarming them, and we, security, along with only the higher ups know these codes. We are alerted every time an alarm gets disabled and we have means to roll back and look at every single alarm panel to see who and what enabled or disabled them (we assign people their own codes).

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Theyre gearing up another January 6, mark my words

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Oh did they, now? Curious.

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I guess the real question is, why are you dumping all this in the mildlyinteresting sub? You’re lashing out at everyone who thought your post was a lot less dramatic than it is. We all see a post like this, and it sounds like it’s just a silly post about your kid having no interest in your wii. People make harmless jokes under the impression you were posting something harmless, and you go apeshit about it. This drama shit doesn’t belong here. Take it elsewhere.

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Yup…people are really foolish if they think this will keep their comments untouched.

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