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revk

@revk@toot.me.uk

Species 5618, Geek, techie, grandfather, software (mostly C), and hardware (mostly KiCad, and ESP32 based), IoT, IPv6, 3D printing, occasional [even parliamentary] expert, a bit tactless, Canon over Nikon, TNG over Kirk, Stargate fan. My hallway has a working ASR-33 (as old as me) and a suit of armour (modern). Oh, and I run an ISP, but these are my personal views and worth what you paid me for them. May contain nuts. Ordained atheist. Yes, RevK is a UK registered trade mark. Making 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 my home.

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revk, to random
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FFS TOTSCO.

So I have to find a matching service for a switch.

I construct the SQL query and pile on the conditions - installed and not ceased and not in the middle of a port, and the right account number and line number and so on.

I get either zero, one, or more results. If I get one, I respond with matching details.

But it not, I have to send a failure. Let's check the failure codes.

1/2

revk,
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FFS, they have them all!

  • Multiple customers but no match on surname
  • Multiple customers with that surname!
  • Account found but historic
  • Account found but not the service ID
  • Multiple services at same address

FFS, I cannot just do a query!

I have to do a wide query to find all the partial matches to make the fucking error code.

Well, maybe, maybe I do, is it a law, a GC, or can I just say "no match" or "multiple match" somehow?

I have no clue.

revk, (edited )
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What I may do is the one query, and on fail, do a few sloppy queries just to work out error codes.

E.g. just check the account number, etc.

Maybe do some of the error codes if I can.

jasonkoebler, to random
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Scoop: I obtained the contract Samsung requires independent shops to sign to buy phone repair parts from them.

It requires:

  • "Daily" dumps of customer data
  • The "immediate destruction" of any phones a shop comes across that has third-party parts

https://www.404media.co/samsung-requires-independent-repair-shops-to-share-customer-data-snitch-on-people-who-use-aftermarket-parts-leaked-contract-shows/

revk,
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@f4grx @jasonkoebler destruction would be a contract to cause criminal damage, so rather unenforceable and otherwise costly, surely?

revk, to random
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There are people that get triggered when someone posts a screenshot of a phone with like 2% battery…

This is a similar sort of thing someone just sent me!

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