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Truly, more than our fledgling nation could endure.

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Meat elects meat grinder.

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I’d bet money on this possibility.

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Thought that image was of a rad Winamp equalizer at first. Was disappointed.

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The City Council and the Sheriff’s Secret Police remind you to feed you walking houses … or they will feed themselves.

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Picante

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It’s 2023. We call it Accenturing now.

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Upstairs neighbor’s toilet leaks.

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McDonald’s purple rotund mascot Grimace was originally conceived as an engorged taste bud. I give you cursed taste bud knowledge in return.

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No! Not my Pb & Juice!

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Pretty sure it’s millipervs.

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85 is a bit high. It would be around 60, and that is the global illiteracy rate. …wikipedia.org/…/List_of_countries_by_literacy_ra… Still too high though.

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Hello, I’m a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

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Welp, you’ve sold me on the apocalypse.

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Granted … he is now CEO of Lemmy.

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Granted … you now live in 1995 … forever.

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Granted. You now can fall asleep whenever you want … and also whenever anyone else wants you to.

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Granted. You are now Jimmy Hendrix … who died in 1970.

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Granted. You are now totally confident … and totally incompetent. Enjoy your new career as a consultant or politician.

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Granted. Every time you snap your fingers, $1000 is removed from your bank account and given to some random person on the planet.

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“Witness me!”

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I can see that. “This is going to be a problem in the future.” makes it memorable.

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“Sir? Sir! It is well past time for you to begin your day. Yes, sir, I am well aware work, as you put it ‘sucks ass’, but never the less, it is time to rise and shine. I will be back tomorrow at the same time.”

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As of July 2023, the price of a Big Mac (just the sandwich) in the US is $5.58 (€5.27). statista.com/…/big-mac-in@dex-global-prices-for-a…

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