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spittingimage, 11 days ago to internetfuneral in follow the rule And don’t make eye contact.
And don’t make eye contact.
spittingimage, 11 days ago to general in I've been disconnected from the world for a year. What happened on the internet since then? Nothing much. Everyone’s been pretty calm and level-headed about things.
Nothing much. Everyone’s been pretty calm and level-headed about things.
spittingimage, 11 days ago to pics in I was summoned for jury duty and all I got was this pretty photograph. [OC] Looks like you got summoned to the prison for jury duty.
Looks like you got summoned to the prison for jury duty.
spittingimage, 11 days ago to tenforward in Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. The most comfortable work clothes I’ve ever had were scrubs.
The most comfortable work clothes I’ve ever had were scrubs.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to healthyfood in What are your thoughts about pescatarianism? To each their own. I know a couple of pescatarians and neither one of them shared an opinion about my diet uninvited so I have no problem with them.
To each their own. I know a couple of pescatarians and neither one of them shared an opinion about my diet uninvited so I have no problem with them.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in If cats could talk, would we expect them to work and contribute to society? There are cities in Scandinavia who’ve set up vending machines where crows can deposit a cigarette butt to get a food pellet. That’s a little like giving them a job.
There are cities in Scandinavia who’ve set up vending machines where crows can deposit a cigarette butt to get a food pellet. That’s a little like giving them a job.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in If cats could talk, would we expect them to work and contribute to society? I think that’s an unrealistic expectation. Cats gonna cat. Even talking ones.
I think that’s an unrealistic expectation. Cats gonna cat. Even talking ones.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body? I can wiggle my ears. I used to use it to entertain children, but today’s children are jaded and cynical.
I can wiggle my ears. I used to use it to entertain children, but today’s children are jaded and cynical.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in Do you avoid discussing some topics online even if you have something you'd like to say about them? No it isn’t.
No it isn’t.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in What do you just not give a single fuck about that so many people try to make you give a shit about? Killing in the name of a man who said “blessed are the peace makers”. You have to laugh, or else you’ll cry.
Killing in the name of a man who said “blessed are the peace makers”. You have to laugh, or else you’ll cry.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in What do you just not give a single fuck about that so many people try to make you give a shit about? The rest of us feel that way about your Kardashians.
The rest of us feel that way about your Kardashians.
spittingimage, 12 days ago to asklemmy in Do you avoid discussing some topics online even if you have something you'd like to say about them? Yeah, there’s plenty of topics I avoid discussing on the internet. I’m not here for an argument.
Yeah, there’s plenty of topics I avoid discussing on the internet. I’m not here for an argument.
spittingimage, 13 days ago to asklemmy in What Seasonal Things Should be Available Year Round? Freedom from hayfever.
Freedom from hayfever.
spittingimage, 13 days ago to showerthoughts in What if the great filter of humanity is to overcome it's own nature that made it the dominant species of the planet and what if that is the universal great filter that makes the cosmos silent What if the great filter is our love of carbs?
What if the great filter is our love of carbs?
spittingimage, 13 days ago to whitepeopletwitter in Life is pain You know my pain so well, fellow traveller.
You know my pain so well, fellow traveller.