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thejessiekirk

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Eternally snarky cynic • She/her • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Annoyingly skeptical, rational agnostic • Known to post history, politics, ethics, socialism, snideness, pigeons, and sarcasm • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive.

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I'm Jessie, and these are my angels:

...

*Apply below.

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I think I need to call more people "duck". Because ducks are awesome. 🦆🥰

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Morning! I currently have an Alpha Male Wolf™ demanding I fly across the Atlantic to Michigan so he can beat me up for being a trans vegan. 😇

How's your morning going? 😁

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Just me being trans, goth and comfy in my own skin. 😊


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@WhyNotZoidberg Don't get that. Is it a reference?

thejessiekirk,
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@WhyNotZoidberg Oh okay 👍. I liked the two films.

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I was walking along the other week and a guy walking the other way stopped, looked up at me and exclaimed "Jesus!"

I hope he doesn't tell anyone. The world is not ready for Trans Jesus.

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Once again I'm offering to very gently tutor some adults in basic mathematics and some folk immediately get very stressed at just the idea of it.

I honestly think some maths teachers permanently ruin a lot of folk's interest in maths when they should be fostering interest in the beauty of it.

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@Dani Yea what's with that?

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Getting lots of **** about my avatar lately.

I dunno. Looks alright to me. 😊

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I am somewhat conscious of my height of 6’ 2” (1 m 8 cm), so I have decided to remedy this by saying fukkit and wearing 2” platforms. 😊

thejessiekirk,
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*1 m 88 cm

Metric fail 😁

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A polity with a low birth rate has the problem of an ageing population. The solution to this is encouraging immigration.

Why is this so unacceptable? (Hint: racism and xenophobia).

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In any UK election, I shall vote with my heart for the Scottish Greens. 💚

I don't care about tactical voting anymore, frankly.

The world is on fire, England is falling to fascism and my people are being treated as subhuman.

So yes, tell me to ignore that and tactically vote, Jenkins.

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I have a troll on Insta telling me I'm really a woman and will never be a man.

Well that's it, folks. My transition MtF is complete. 😛🤪

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I wonder if John Cleese has realised he's become the very person the old Fawlty Towers was satirising?

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🌍 Colonial History

In 1811, HMS Endymion landed some men on the rock noone's ever heard of, Rockall, for the purposes of Imperial ****-wavery ("my rock!")

The landing party got lost in a North Sea fog and spent hours rowing about looking for the frigate.

For a literal rock. Hooray for Empires!

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"{INSERT WHATEVER LOW AGE HERE} is too late to transition.

If you say so. I'm 36. 🤷‍♀️

thejessiekirk,
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@Dani I don't know where this silly idea comes from. It's never "too late". 🤷‍♀️

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