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tox_solid,
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The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

tox_solid, (edited )
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Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

tox_solid,
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When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say “you can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna half.” Just a little inside joke that didn’t have to make sense to make us giggle.

tox_solid,
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I’m not shy about telling my friends I love them.

tox_solid,
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My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

tox_solid,
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Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

tox_solid,
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This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

tox_solid,
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Satanists are still out here fighting the good fight, and we still don’t believe in a literal Satan.

tox_solid,
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It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

tox_solid,
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At a quick glance, this looked like a close up shot of something that I would be interested in smoking.

tox_solid,
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Goddamn better believe it.

tox_solid,
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Sounds pretty good actually

tox_solid,
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Your words, not mine. I think they’re all still bastards.

tox_solid,
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One would think they should know the law if they’re gonna be fucking cops in the first place.

tox_solid,
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We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

tox_solid,
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I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

tox_solid,
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I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

tox_solid,
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I have a hard time believing anybody under the age of 65 finds this shit funny.

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That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.

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