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tox_solid,
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The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

tox_solid, (edited )
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Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

tox_solid,
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When I was a contractor, me and the guys on my crew used to say “you can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna half.” Just a little inside joke that didn’t have to make sense to make us giggle.

tox_solid,
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My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

tox_solid,
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Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

tox_solid,
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Satanists are still out here fighting the good fight, and we still don’t believe in a literal Satan.

tox_solid,
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It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

tox_solid,
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Your words, not mine. I think they’re all still bastards.

tox_solid,
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Sounds pretty good actually

tox_solid,
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We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

tox_solid,
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I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

tox_solid,
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I have a hard time believing anybody under the age of 65 finds this shit funny.

tox_solid,
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That’s rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I’d have killed myself years ago if it weren’t for them.

tox_solid,
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He doesn’t come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who’s been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

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That’s what happened to me and I’m radicalized now.

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