@twizzay@thisis.mylegendary.quest

twizzay

@twizzay@thisis.mylegendary.quest

All I wanna do is get weird and screw around with friends.

One of fedi's purest souls. No swores; no lewds; no hate; no time like the present.
I respect all of the people. 🫂

I self-host thisis.mylegendary.quest and am the sole user.

“Twizzay is kind.”
— @satan

"an escape from doomscrolling"
— @admitsWrongIfProven

"a good noodle" – @gavi

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twizzay, to random

boutta change my domain just because I don't want to debug synchro issues with activitypub anymore.

twizzay, to random

I'm just an analog boy living in a digital world

twizzay, to random

Good morning campers!

Today is day 13 of our 13 day trip to Didney Worl.

That means that tomorow morning I finally get to go home after enduring ONE MORE day of Didney Worl magic. :try_not_to_cry:

At this point I am sick of this place. So sick of it. People will tell you that theres no way you can do everything in Didney Worl.

I'm here to tell you that if you skip the stupid parts like "it's a small world", then you can probaly do Didney in about 5 days going at a somewhat moderate pace.

I'm at day 13 of this 13 day trip. We should not have made it this long.
It was a mistake.
I just want to go back home where no ones smiling at me with that saccharin smile anymore.

I have ridden and reridden most of the worthy rides and eaten much of the food and seen most of the shows.

At this point, I'm finding more entertainment in the things that break the "magic" of this place.

So, today. To help me get through this final endeavour my family has decided we will do. I have decided to live-post everything from my day that is :SteamboatWillieMickey:

Hope all of you are having a very normal Friday.

twizzay,

I will probably not be to responsive today because Didney Worl is hectic and I don't have the ability to read stuff and walk very well anymore.

Also I don't walk very well anymore. My feet have worn down to little nubs I just hobble around on now.

Thats the biggest souvenir you can expect at Didney Worl btw. The death of your feet.

:SteamboatWillieMickey:

twizzay,

@feld

I have wealthy family.

We actually didnt want to go. They pressured us though.

I should really be home looking for a job right now.

twizzay,

@feld

Basically we had already turned down a trip to Australia and the Bahamas and 2 other cruises so I could spend more time finding work.

Opportunity cost is real.

They were starting to feel like we didnt want to be around them.

So when they offered what was originally a 5 day trip to Didney. We decided we would do it to mostly keep up with appearances.

Then they asked us what we thought about extending it to a 13 day trip.

We turned that down. But they had already bought the tickets as a "surprise". :yay:

lamp, to random
@lamp@kitty.haus avatar

microsoft can u not mine crypto on my computer thx and pleroma what r u doing with a dozen gb ram again

twizzay,

@lamp

How do you know its 12gb from this?

twizzay,

@lamp

oh duh. For some reason my brain skipped that because it was highlighted.

I too would like to know more about this “beam” and why it needs so much RAM though.

twizzay,

@feld @lamp

Ok. Why so much.

Sorry if this makes me sound dumb. (I am dumb.)

twizzay,

@feld @lamp

Heres mine for kicks and giggles.

Not especially high I guess. V2.5.5

twizzay,

@feld @lamp

I use it every day.

twizzay, to random

Disney out here puttin belly buttons on dinosaurs. :SteamboatWillieMickey:

twizzay, to random

Saw Alex Gleason’s bird show at Didney Worl. Great job, Alex.

Alex Gleason holding a toucan probably
Alex Gleason holding a toucan probably
Alex Gleason holding a toucan probably

twizzay, to random

Hope all the SO :stackoverflow: bois are having a stress-free Thursday solving problems on their own.

twizzay,

@fedops

We are left only to the pages available in the Internet archive and Redditors, I suppose.

May God have mercy on our souls.

twizzay, to random

Is something going on with neuralink today?

twizzay, to random

Be advised. Local ants have been found rallying.

twizzay,
feld, to random
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    twizzay,

    @feld

    Head into the kitchen and ask what kind of hot sauce they have. :hot_sauce:

    Make myself a sandwich. :meow_sandwich:

    Leave. :ablobleave:

    tk, to random
    @tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com avatar
    twizzay,

    @tk

    It's important to trim your tires' hair at least once every 3-4 weeks to promote good tire hygiene.

    Here we have an example of someone who has ignored this paradigm.

    twizzay, to random

    I would like to describe for you what it's like buy a donut at the store at 8 o clock at night. :donut_parrot:

    > go to donut cupboards.
    > theres like 6 left
    > sugar and glaze all over the place.
    > Finger prints all over the glass.
    > IDC. My inner fat kid only sees a bright florescent heaven with sprinkles.
    > head to check out.
    > don't want to publicize my excellent health choices this evening, so I hit dat self check out.
    > the best part about buying a donut at self checkout is when they make me "Look up Item" and then scroll through 3 pages of fruit and vegetables before I find the porky glazed dough.
    > self check out laughs at me
    "place your DONUT in the bag"
    > dude next to me laughs through his nose.
    > don't place donut in the bag though because :cuteew:
    "DONUT missing from bagging area"
    > the lil attendant guy is ON IT tonight though and he materializes next to me the second he here's me say "oh come on now" :Genie:
    > "what are you trying to get? A donut? Oh here let me…"
    > he authorizes my donut to stay in my fat hands. :bigyoshi:
    > I have now received more attention with my donut than I ever want to experience again.
    > pay the robot.
    > throw the donut in the trash on the way out.

    Maybe next time. 🍩

    twizzay, to random

    Amazon reviews are all like:

    :plusle_gba: Positive:
    > Works 👍.

    :minun: Negative:
    >Piece of crap. Do not buy. Waste of money. This seller is a scam artist boycott them at all costs. Dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow. :Mushu_Unhappy: :Mulan_Unhappy:

    twizzay, to random

    This is what I look like when I'm working.

    > project files open
    > listening to music
    > zoning out
    > not working

    twizzay,

    @teamtuck

    How do you do virtual desktops?

    twizzay, to random

    You know what industry is winning at packaging?

    clothes.

    There is almost no packaging when you buy clothes.
    It's awesome.

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