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verity_kindle

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Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.

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No, Eddie, no! The jokes that made BHC a classic aren’t allowed any more!

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Nice one, made me smile!

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My chickens won’t touch them , but will greedily eat all other garden dwellers, caterpillars, grubs, etc. 1/10, defective hens, should I turn them into tendies?

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Today I learned! Cool! Use it in a sentence this week.

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The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

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Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water…

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I had a dog that liked to use her front teeth to nip off rosebuds just before they opened. RIP delicate destroyer of green stuff. Pour one out for a real one.

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Yeah, Cat needs to show some respect, but that looks like an image of a cat printed on a package of something. Uncanny valley.

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o7

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And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.

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Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.

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Oof, just saw that ep for the first time, it was like sparkly tinsel between my teeth.

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Heh, this has layers. Could we work Teal’c’s taste in facial hair into the conspiracy? What was that all about?

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No, nothing that thoughtful, I just wanted to complain because I didn’t like the soul patch, thought Teal’c looked better without it.

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No. Be all the way sorry, although pizza memes are a bonus of 1 HP, bringing your HP to…dice clatter…1 HP. You are conscious.

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Wedding?

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Bottom shelf tequila with clementine juice. EDIT: the juice will be fresh squeezed.

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No, you sound like your weekend is jam packed already.

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Thanks, but I must decline, due to how I’m happily married lol. Have fun with the well selections.

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I haven’t seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!

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This is good tech reviewing. Pithy and unforgiving.

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You had to go and make it TenForward.

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This is one of the ways.

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Dat lip liner, tho

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Mrs. Beeton was my gateway into vintage cookbooks.

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