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wklj, 4 days ago to random

Stupid cars AND stupid drivers. Why would people pay for this shit (and also, why didn't he hit the fucking brakes 5 seconds earlier?)

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

wklj, 14 days ago to random

“The institute's founder, Mark McAfee, told the Los Angeles Times this weekend that his customers are, in fact, specifically requesting raw milk from H5N1-infected cows. “

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https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/anti-pasteurization-crowd-reaffirms-love-of-raw-milk-despite-bird-flu-outbreak/

wklj, 22 days ago to random

Repeat 40x and you get a tired pup!

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wklj, 29 days ago to random

The new Taylor Swift release may be a double album but it sorta sounds like just one song?

wklj, 29 days ago to random

21 years at Apple today. My badge is officially old enough to drink!

wklj, 1 month ago to random

Fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqhXQUzVMlQ

wklj, 1 month ago to random

https://capedecoeur.com/products/the-messenger?variant=41747782041773

> Epaulets

What the fuck are epaulets? I'm not sufficiently couth to know what that means.

> strong shoulders with epaulets,

There's that word again. I guess I'm not sufficiently fashion forward? Or is this a comic book word?

> this element-resistant cloak-cape

Oh, maybe this is a comic book word?

> accommodate your style, from a classic suit to a wool sweater or puff jacket.

GOOD GOD, A PUFF JACKET AND A CAPE?! Now I feel this is actually a comedic article.

wklj, 1 month ago to random

Shenanigans!

wklj, 1 month ago to random

Indexed under “enshittification"https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/hdmi-customized-ad-insertion-patent-would-show-rokus-ads-atop-non-roku-video/

wklj, 2 months ago to random

Man, these are good photos.

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2024/03/winners-2024-world-nature-photography-awards/677601/#img03

wklj, 2 months ago to random

None that I know of.

https://mastodon.social/@schwa/112123956463363997

wklj, 2 months ago to random

Worn out… for now.

wklj, 2 months ago to random

Oh now it’s up to 12 feet. Can I get 15 feet? 20? 50?! https://apple.news/AJZpFOLozQ36zXN30FtVfYQ

wklj, 3 months ago to random

Everything Everywhere All At Whatthefuckwasthatmovieabout?!

wklj, 3 months ago to random

Oh, wait, maybe that 5th or 6th bot is a problem 🤣

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/23/24081249/slack-slackbot-gizmodo-tom-mckay

wklj, 3 months ago to random

Oh goody a new Slack bot to keep me informed of new happenings. That's like 5 or 6 bots now that are _so_helpful in notifying me with notifications about FYIs that I should probably be aware of and set a reminder to re-check again.

wklj, 3 months ago to random

I think maybe Jeff Goldblum is in every commercial during the Super Bowl?

wklj, 3 months ago to random

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</grumpy old man>

wklj, 3 months ago to random

Leaving ~100 Slack channels like ahhhhhhhhhh

wklj, 4 months ago to random

Coming up on 20 years ago for this gem. My, how time flies.

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036

wklj, 4 months ago to random

Let's talk about OOO messages, shall we?

wklj, 5 months ago to random

Satellite reception is really good tonight for some reason.

wklj, 5 months ago to random

I think I just got dunked on by my mom. Or... maybe my dad did? 😅

wklj, 5 months ago to random

@schwa I ignored your dog insurance recommendations to my own financial peril.

wklj, 5 months ago to random

HOLY SHIT.

Rosie is now out of surgery and recovering. It's not getting neutered if you remove two balls from a dog's stomach, right?

Because yes, not only did she swallow the ball I noticed yesterday, but she'd previously swallowed another, larger ball!

I'm wondering if she took revenge on me for this photo? Man, we're going to have to watch her like a hawk from now on. :sigh:

Also: Avoid these fucking things. They're dangerous: https://www.amazon.com/Hartz-Medium-Large-Colors-Balls/dp/B00KC2U9Q6/ref=sr_1_2