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worthlessbums

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Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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fasterthanlime, to random
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Can we have a moment of silence for my softbox who emitted a POOF! and then went dark?

I don't think the magic smoke is going back in.

worthlessbums,
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@fasterthanlime you missed your chance to inhale it to become a tech god

SirTapTap, to random
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Sci Fi show that doesn't bother to explain FTL because the speed of light doesn't exist so they just say "Numba Won, go 500 trillion kilometers per second"

worthlessbums,
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@SirTapTap unimpressed until someone says the speed of light is infinite to the left

worthlessbums, to random
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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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i still like aliens more than alien, but i admit that alien feels more traveller-y

worthlessbums,
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it's the arguing over ship shares that really does it lol

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Damn that came fast like 5 days

A set of sixteen Traveller styles D6 dice.

worthlessbums,
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i'm not actually sure what the other dice are for i think it's other mechanics in other editions of traveller

worthlessbums,
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the dice are specifically for traveller 5 (have not read the rules) but basically i just wanted some APPROPRIATELY THEMED d6s

worthlessbums,
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bonus they shipped usps so i didn't have to babysit a door for some other carier

well worth the extra $$$

worthlessbums,
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my hardcover books i ordered from rpgdrivethry are still labeled as sent to printer tho

worthlessbums,
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That's a good first roll

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love this illustration

worthlessbums,
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megatraveller very much seem to be in the vein of "if we add more numbers and physics terminology we are harderer science rpg"

worthlessbums,
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i do like their scaled diagrams of vehicles and ship interiors and such tho

worthlessbums,
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it's like this was written for people who liked physics in high school but didn't go into physics in college, but really wanted to make space and physics their personality

worthlessbums,
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was this all to sell software lol

worthlessbums,
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LOOK AT ALL THIS SUPER REALISTIC REAL PHYSICS CRAP YOU WOULD NEVER CALCULATE BY HAND

WANT TO BUY SOFTWARE TO DO IT FOR YOU???

worthlessbums,
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it's 1987 and a friday night

you need to divide by 400,000 and cube the result

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my two favorite crews are:

  1. original traveller crew, still fighting the empire decades later, playing mind games, engaged in tech arms races, and politics and

  2. buncha fucking losers trying not to die in the scouts service

worthlessbums,
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also protip:

worthlessbums,
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it's okay i got new dice now so imma turn this ship around

worthlessbums,
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bonus protip say the proper name out loud before committing to it

worthlessbums,
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when the subsector government think tank gets the tech solution before your genius level traveller does

worthlessbums,
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yelling DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS IT'S GOOD as you drop one of your dice

worthlessbums,
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not skilled at all in medic + but super smart + good rolls == trauma surgeon

math checks out

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i have a golden opportunity to introduce space zombies to my campaign setting

do i do the space zombo apombo

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