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worthlessbums

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Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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Would I like Dredge?

worthlessbums,
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@SirTapTap "oh you like pizza? you basic bottom"

worthlessbums, to random
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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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the empire just pissing away 60 trillion credit fleets like it's tuesday

worthlessbums,
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realizing i never named my sector, just the four subsectors i've been playing in

worthlessbums,
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if i woulda known how important the dbah system would be i woulda named it something cooler

at least it's short xD

worthlessbums,
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god fleet battles take so long to resolve

i shoulda been working an hour ago xD

worthlessbums,
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trying to figure out how old some of the anagathics-enabled fuckers in this universe are

and how many super olds there are

worthlessbums,
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trying to get my ship back from my pals i let fly it for a few decades

big "yes i left it at your house last century but technically it's mine" energy

worthlessbums,
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it seems to me that if anagathics exist, then maybe there are natural herbs and shit that might accelerate aging... 🤔

worthlessbums,
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my traveller: "well a tree didn't fire a rocket at us"

my big brain: "E N T S"

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turns out it's real easy to hide from ship scanners if trees have a buncha metal in them

worthlessbums,
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the dice are conspiring to obi wan kenobi one of my travellers

in the bad way

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i've become the resident techie non-psion in a monastery full of psions

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okay but have you ever been proposed to and reaction rolled snake eyes 🐍

worthlessbums,
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untrained in diplomat

i see, i see >.>

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thotwitchy

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alright i'm done for the night i need to actually do work

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i can't believe 0 of you liked PUU VAGHEL

worthlessbums,
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you should only have sex in space, because if you have sex on a planet the dice will tell you that your ship perimeter alarms have been tripped, causing you to run outside shirtless to see what's going on

and then a sword worlder berserker psion who barely speaks anglic will see this and think that this is a game, and start chasing you while also shirtless

worthlessbums,
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anyway no one died it was just more like that shirtless volleyball scene from top gun for a while

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dice: "betrayed by a friend"

me: "you didn't say i found out about it"

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turns out there are a lot of logistical problems if you find a planet rich in a natural anagathic fruit you can turn into wine

worthlessbums,
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i've entered the constructing space stations era of this traveller campaign

i've gone from blowing up space stations to building them

P R O G R E S S

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the funniest travellers are not actually just the straight losers

it's the people with outcomes defying all probability

people who are failing despite 12s in their characteristics and +2-3 in relevant skills

i have an agitator/advocate traveller who managed to graduate from university with honors despite starting with a 2 in education and a 4 in intellect

sports scholarship, i think

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i enjoy that, being on a low tech, newly settled world, there is almost nothing that can kill me here

but also i am fucking up diplomacy with almost everyone so badly it will come back to haunt me later

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i have to make up 34 years of this other character's activities to bring him into this new arc

gdi lololol

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