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okay, giant bowl of banged grains has been obtained, let the BEGIN!

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splendid, Hans, there'll be an extra sheep in your pay packet this week.

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is it edible? probably not with that much rubber in its skin. (-_-)

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it's the screaming eels! and Andre's not here to punch them for you!

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yeah, go ahead and shoot it, with Miss Gruben like 6 feet from it. at least she'll be free of this movie.

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where did he get the chef's coat???

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meanwhile, Hans leaving without them. the only smart man.

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this woman has saved his life like three times in this film. let's send HER to war, prussia wins everything, war over.

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man that must have been miserable to film, almost makes you feel sorry for them. almost.

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"look at this mess" yes, we've been watching the film, prof, do you have anything useful to say?

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once again, Hans the only one with sense, trying to save the wood.

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the Fire Swamp looks a lot drier these days.

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monkey's gonna have to get a stick if he wants to get the grubs--- humans out of this tree trunk.

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uh-- um-- okay, points. this movie got me.

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olsen doesn't have to hurry, he knows for a fact he's expendable. jeez.

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"we'll never find out way out of here" wonderful, does that mean we'll never have to hear from you again? right?

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i think uncle otto just likes to pickaxe walls.

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the harp music says they're all ascending to heaven. right? right?

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uh, did he just NUKE the wall? amazing.

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uh, yeah, coz you set of a nuke in a volcano. Olsen knew what he was doing, he didn't want any of you escaping this alive.

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Hans has found his reason to live, he's gonna protect this single adorable black sheep.

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yay! a happy ending for Hans! the only one we actually care about!

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so, Olsen left the book there so that Otto et al would head down there, so that they'd all meet, and then... so Olsen could blow himself up??? i... what???

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@CactuarJoe man had one too many regenerations.

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@CactuarJoe cuts down on having to pay actors, i guess.

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i need the sequel where all the Olsens have to work together to get Olsen Prime back to his home timeline, but they all try to betray each other and claim that they are Olsen Prime, so none of them succeed. they can even all nuke themselves in a cave, that can still happen.

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