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It took me far to long to figure out that there wasn't a prison for cybersecurity experts that was selling private videos

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I met a friend with autism when we worked together years ago. One day he came to me and said "I've been talking to some people and doing some tests and it looks like I might have autism."
I looked at him for a few seconds and said "wait, you didn't know?"
"You knew and didn't say anything?!"
"Well I thought you knew! It's not really casual work chat 'hey man, how was your weekend? BTW looks like you're a bit autistic'"

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Wouldn't that make it an identified balloon?

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There are people who don't just use the edge of whatever vessel the egg is going into?

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I'm super white, but man... Fucking white people.

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Did uh... Someone jizz on the sandwich?

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Sure, I'll donate when I'm not working 70 hour weeks and actually have some time to.

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And he donned his robe and wizard hat for the last time :'(

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Primative Technology. A dude out in the bush building houses and tools out of mud, sticks, and rocks without speaking a word.

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Shit like this is why people can't stand Linux users

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DeSantis: I helped do a genocide!
Genociders: no you the fuck did not

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Along with what's already been mentioned, it was very difficult to program for due to some interesting hardware differences and took developers a few years to really figure out which lead to some poor performance despite better hardware.

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Me as a 13yo reading the first book: Holy shit, Dumbledore is so badass he just magics up a feast for everyone!
Me reading the later books: Oh, the feast is cooked by elves. Slave elves. Elves that are slaves... Cool cool cool...

MTG and Boebert Try to Out-Troll Each Other Days Away From a Shutdown (www.thedailybeast.com)

With a government shutdown four days away, thanks largely to House Republicans’ inability to stop fighting amongst themselves, far-right Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert thought it important to focus on their pet grievances on Wednesday....

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They look like a couple of howler monkeys

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I just pulled this one on my manager. Felt so damn good

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I remember a few years back when Dennis almost fell through his roof while he had him running cables and there was no concern for his wellbeing, just shitting on him for being useless. Made me super uncomfortable to watch

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Friendship with Brave has ended. Firefox is my new best friend

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Won't someone PLEASE (actually) think of the children?

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"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

I feel like we should federate with threads.net

Yes, yes I know this is an unpopular opinion but let me give you guys an example that relates to this. You guys know email? Well if you had made an email instance and then Google made Gmail, would you guys block it? No. Just because it’s made by a big company does not mean you should block it. What if you wanted to talk to...

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I'm here to get away from the commercial socials. I don't want more content or users for the sake of it, I want relevant content and users who are here because they also want to be here.

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