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Haus, 8 hours ago to theonion in Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI

Considering that her husband's on SNL, ot could happen.

Haus, 4 days ago to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

ESR: "Every good work of software starts by scratching a developer's personal itch."

Haus, 4 days ago to science_memes in Observed state

Holy shit, I laughed audibly at a meme!

Haus, 9 days ago to science in Earth-sized planet spotted orbiting small star with 100 times sun’s lifespan

Set sails, boys!

Haus, 9 days ago to okmatewanker in I asked for rudest place names not offensive ones!

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Belgium#:~:text=Belgium%20is%20the%20rudest%20word,%2C%20and%20in%20serious%20screenplays.%22

Haus, 13 days ago to politics in Barron Trump declines to serve as an RNC delegate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Reagan - whose father paved the way for the Bush/Trump syphilis parade

Haus, 16 days ago to politics in RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain: Report

I've always low-key blamed Trump (and his minions) on lead poisoning - paint, exhaust from leaded gasoline, old pipes & so forth. I suppose there's some portion that's explained by inbreeding. But, I guess some portion of the phenomenon could also be explained by uncooked pork products....

Haus, 17 days ago to news in TikTok sues U.S. government, says ban violates First Amendment

...because corporations are people? Blegh.

Haus, 17 days ago to progressivepolitics in Trump on going to jail over gag order: ‘I’ll do that sacrifice’

I wonder how they handle diapers in jail.

Haus, 17 days ago to technology in Meta AI is obsessed with turbans when generating images of Indian men

Whenever I try, I get Ravi Bhatia screaming "How can she slap?!"

Haus, 18 days ago to politics in Will Nikki Haley do the right thing and endorse Joe Biden?

I read Nikki Haley as Kristi Noem, and frowned at this headline in confusion.

Haus, 19 days ago to askmenover30 in Men over 30, what do you keep in your bedside nightstand?

I'm a minimalist- no nightstand.

Haus, 19 days ago to science_memes in 🖩👈

That horse has a tan cot.

Haus, 24 days ago to baltimore in We're hiring! We need a Traffic Maintenance Worker I.

Stop posting this embarrassing shit. Pick up a shovel and fill the fucking potholes that are destroying my car.

Haus, 25 days ago (edited 25 days ago) to showerthoughts in Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?

Orions are demonstrably mammals, but unfortunately fictional.