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uriel238, 
It works better if it’s glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.
MeDuViNoX, It’s glass for sure.
Emmie, (edited ) I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long
qyron, This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.
MrOzwaldMan, Wrong, you’ll fly like Tom.
RavenFellBlade, 
Looks intriguing.
PhineaZ, As a Biologist, this is extra hot
Silentiea, 
Quack
JoYo, 
MeDuViNoX, Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.
Socsa, Oh no
Madison420,
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Screw it
MeDuViNoX, Don’t put this in your butt, it’s just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.
Sibbo, Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.
MeDuViNoX, "Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
Zehzin, 
Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo
BreadOven, Let 'er rip!
Senseless, How should I know that you’re supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Kolanaki, 
I would think it’s fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
BreadOven, Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Senseless, Why didn’t I think of this?
BreadOven, Now you know for next time.
SidewaysHighways, Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
Zagorath, 
child lore
ಠ_ಠ
SidewaysHighways, No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
TheCoolerMia, 
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too
HappyFrog, That’s almost what this risk of rain 2 mod is: thunderstore.io/package/OkIGotIt/Her_Burden/
ramble81, I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…
AltheaHunter, Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.
Neato, 
Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.
Nelots, Only if it has buttplug.io support!
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