foofiepie, (edited )

First he came for escrow services, and I said nothing, because I didn’t know anything about escrow services.

Then he came for cars, and I’m not a huge car kinda guy so meh.

Then he came for rockets, and a rocket scientist I am not.

Then he did something, I think, about tunnels. Who knows about tunnels? Anyone?

And then he came for software/social media, and I, and a whole shedload of people happen to know a fair bit about software and social media, and then we knew he was an idiot, and it was too late.

In b4 politics…

mignochrono,

That’s hilarious 🤣

Scope,

It's OK, most people don't know much about escrow services. They're usually too scared to even ask. Just make sure you pay her with cash and don't trust anyone who let's you go without a condom.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Oh, I know the tunnels one! He used tunnels to kill public transit projects. Unfortunately I am a public transit fan.

LindaOdisseia,

Thank god I deleted my twitter account

Reynari,

lala

I_Miss_Daniel,
I_Miss_Daniel avatar

My dog will be happy. She loves rolling on a dead bird.

MysticSmear,
@MysticSmear@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao

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