AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

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AlligatorBlizzard,

Better than some of the original ones, too. People like to pretend gen 1 was so creative, but Geodude is literally a rock.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Back when I worked at Disney, a subset of the Asian guests would get excited and take pictures of squirrels. Are there parts of Asia that don’t have many squirrels?

AlligatorBlizzard,

What about crocodiles? Alligators are in most reasonably large retention ponds in Florida. Most places just relocate them once they reach a certain size. They’re pretty common. Knew a guy in high school who had a side hustle of removing them from people’s swimming pools. They’re pretty weird if you’re not from a place used to them.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’d probably rank the international date line above sand traps, because (I think) more people have seen a sand trap in person and there’s an interesting naval tradition associated with crossing it traveling west.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Does anyone else think it’s odd that Newman’s Own did this? I’ve never seen much advertising from them in general. And they’re one of the few companies that seems actually okay, kinda the anti-Nestle.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I once had a 9 hour overnight layover in Denver Airport. It’s a cool weird airport to get stuck in. I didn’t bother to walk out to Blucifer. The infamous mural was still up, and it has a lot of detail that you can see a lot better up close in person, but the most memorable parts of that layover for me were the luggage gargoyles (which are fairly small, cute things) and watching the sun rise over the mountains from one of the terminals. Still, I wouldn’t do it again, a 9 hour layover sucks.

AlligatorBlizzard,

If it’s the same one I saw, it was on a Reuters article and I didn’t think Reuters was as bad with the paywall thing?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act

The HOOHA Act?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Want to put gas in your car? Ads. That talk and there’s no way to silence them.

Oh, no, wait, that one is real. Are they everywhere yet? I haven’t driven a car in several years. But I definitely remember that was real dystopian shit, similar to how I felt when I started getting ads in Windows.

AlligatorBlizzard,

If you go the NASCAR route, it’d make it way easier to find out who bought your politicians. And which pharma company bought lunch for your doctor last week.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Wow, you’re subscribed to way fewer communities than I am, I’ve got over a dozen posts between this one and the possum. Most of them I wouldn’t necessarily recommend, but someone posted an otter vid to !aww you might be interested in.

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

I grew up in Florida, where you can buy hard liquor in some gas stations, and now I live in Minnesota, which is now the last state with 3.2 beer - but we got Sunday liquor sales a few years ago (possibly because everyone in the Twin Cities would just go to Wisconsin if they wanted beer on Sunday) and now legal weed. A lot of grocery stores have attached liquor stores and it’s not a big deal, but it’s still silly.

EDIT: we also passed a right to repair law last year. We’re flat Colorado for cheap!

AlligatorBlizzard,

I used to live in a small Minnesota town and the only liquor store was run by the city. The prices were reasonable for how rural we were, and apparently some of the profits helped with city expenses. However, there was a grocery store 15 years ago or so that apparently wanted to open in the town and also have it’s own liquor store, but the town denied their permits for the liquor store for officially unclear reasons, lol.

Getting someone else to buy it isn’t actually the only way kids get it in states with really loose liquor laws - when I was a teen, I heard of a few places, mostly gas stations, that never carded. Eventually they got busted by the cops, but they sold a lot of booze to my friends before that happened. I don’t think that’s justification for exclusively state run liquor stores though. But I bet the people working at government run stores get better benefits and more stable hours than the ones working for private businesses…

AlligatorBlizzard,

Florida has tons of pools too, and I actually got swimming lessons in elementary school, we had mini field trips for a week walking to a community pool and teaching everyone to, at a minimum, float on their back and tread water.

AlligatorBlizzard,

And that $0.37 raise is on the high end for Target. The lowest is $0.10, and a certain percentage of employees have to get the lowest - so Target is literally nickel and dimeing some of their hardest workers.

Target is just Walmart in a Gucci-inspired belt.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I found out the same thing. I wonder how hard it would be to make a Lemmy app for the 3ds for the lolz?

AlligatorBlizzard,

My high school did a terrible job with teaching about it, I think it was mentioned briefly but with no real detail. I did go to high school in Florida, but I graduated in 2008 before things got really bad there.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Painted by someone who clearly thinks about buttsex more than the average gay man.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m glad shaving hobbyists exist, y’all were a great help when I wanted to replace my Ross clearance safety razor, but I still don’t understand it as a hobby, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

“Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

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