cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

throw short people against a wall and kiss me day

GreenMario,
Rambi,

Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response

FullOfBallooons,
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar

If you’re gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

moistclump, (edited )

This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.

I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.

Rambi,

Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year

akariii,

kick a finger

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I was thoroughly confused.

moistclump,

Kick a ginger *

germanatlas,
@germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I need proper units

Rambi,

I think they’re called healthcare units

Bandicoot_Academic,

Approx. 163 cm

raubarno,

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

Caesium,

good thing I will not be going outside

JohnDolt,
@JohnDolt@lemmy.world avatar

My 5’5 ass: “phew”

Uncle_Sheo217,
@Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world avatar

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

somethingsnappy,

You think we’re going to be measuring?

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m in trouble!

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