moistclump

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moistclump,

I love seeing glimpses into meme people’s regular lives. Dudes just some manager named Muhammad, living his best life.

moistclump,

Oh man I thought it was Joe Rogan. Thank you.

moistclump,

Tinfoil hat time. Do you think Google intended this to work well? Or are we talking a lot more about Google and LLMs than we would have otherwise?

moistclump,

This joke has lived rent free in my head for almost 2 decades now.

moistclump,

I read your comment twice to try to understand why you’re being downvoted. I’m still not sure, seems like an innocuous take.

moistclump,

I don’t know about the “should be counting blessings” part but I am surprised that he’s surprised by the price tag too.

moistclump,

I remember the goldfish quote from there but not the other two.

moistclump,

Aha yes! I can picture it. Still funny signs to have in an eye doctors office with no context!

moistclump,

The books “best of mad magazine” and “vegetarian cooking”.

moistclump,

You’re welcome and thank you. And you’re welcome. But also, thank you!

moistclump,

It’s a mother fuckin plant party is what it is.

moistclump,

Cute but moodle is an online university learning platform in my country.

moistclump, (edited )

I stared at it thinking this for a good minute.

moistclump,

I thought you meant:

Doctor: “when was your last period?”

Me: “a few weeks ago.”

Doctor: “date?”

Me: yes

Doctor: great I’ll pick you up at 8

moistclump,

Aw man I was so jealous. Youngest of 6 kids here, no new clothes or school supplies and definitely nothing extravagant as a 196 kit. Young me would have killed for that! Adult me a little too. Maybe I should go buy myself a big ol crayons kit.

moistclump,

Half your age plus 700

moistclump,

Awe man I can only be with someone born 6,942 years in the future.

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