DaCookeyMonsta,

Do you like babies?

They’re okay, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

qyron,

Why would I even consider hand over my child to another person?

SkyeStarfall,

Good question, new parents want to give me their kid constantly, and it makes me uncomfortable.

qyron,

Have you asked why?

chatokun,

I’ve only been handed babies by family members like holding my niece and nephew.

qyron,

You’re family, nothing against it, but asking if someone wants to hold the baby doesn’t hurt. And watching the baby’s reaction if changing hands is welcome is always a good idea.

Omega_Haxors,

Jokes about causing harm to children is always a huge red flag.

Lemongrab,

But an even tastier treat.

Omega_Haxors,

It becomes a lot less funny when it affects you personally.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Someone ate your baby?

Kusimulkku,

To me it just feels like a run-of-the-mill edgy/teenager joke

Pixelologist,

Good, hopefully they’ll leave me alone in the future :p

subignition,
subignition avatar

Left guy has Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy energy

SoyaSuki,
@SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml avatar

Hello! Least toxic vegan here.

Vegetarian? Does that mean, that you will get rid the baby to steal the mother’s milk?

digdug,

Isn't mother's milk still vegan if she consents?

lugal,

Will she consent that you take away her baby?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe she’s done with it?

wafflez,

Hello! Carnist bootlicker here.

I love disregarding systematic principles of change to enable the aggressors and feel better about myself 🤯😭😘🙂

bobs_monkey,

The art makes everyone look like they’ve got black eyes, and little Timmy got roundhoused to the jaw.

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Windows when you accidentally set it to 16 colors

JizzmasterD,

Short long-pork

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s only a Modest Proposal.

Mesophar,

Didn’t get that comment out Swift enough

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