Sadrockman, SNICKERS™ makes everything better. Its the new coke™.
rab, I’m 29 and often feel like this, but I’ve learned that mindfulness goes a long way and I highly recommend practicing it
neutron, The message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn’t mean I’ll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™
Raine_Wolf, Bruh, I’m 21 and that’s my situation… God damnit
Thranduil, Good news you have another 14 years guaranteed. Bad news it wont get better during that time
Marzanna, Thank god I’m from Eastern Europe and I don’t have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!
MuuuaadDib, Yeah, you don’t get our mass-produced chocolate, you get handmade better chocolate. You bastard!
monsdar, That’s not really what eastern Europe is famous for
Zoomboingding, This sounds like an ad from Nightvale
germanatlas,
FlyingSquid, It’s like when 7-Up did the ‘make 7-up yours’ campaign and people thought it was funny despite it basically telling them that 7-Up’s feelings towards them are “fuck you.”
Aggravationstation, I’m 36, have no college debt, own a house and have no desire to have children. But sure, I’ll take a Snickers.
TimewornTraveler, how did you get a house???
Aggravationstation, Bought it
KingThrillgore, God damn this is as relatable as nihilist arbys
Deconceptualist, I’m tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.
I mean, 35? I’m already into my 40’s with all the same issues and fears…
samus12345, Not going anywhere for a while? Or ever?
Assman, What do you mean inevitable
pixeltree, Snickers gonna start some shit
Hiro8811, I’m 100℅ with them.
superduperenigma, I’m down to invade Nestle at any moment.
Vlyn, Serious answer: With the climate crisis some areas in the world will become impossible to live in (look up wet bulb temperature). Now you have a massive amount of refugees who want to go somewhere else, if necessary by force.
When there’s suddenly millions of people pushing against country borders all it takes is a few shots and you have a war.
Assman, Ah, inevitable additional wars, separate from the many ongoing wars all over the planet
SkyeStarfall, Not just high wet bulb temperatures, but also severe disruption to fresh water and shifting rainfall pattern. What used to be consistent patterns in nature that prevented droughts might change due to the changing climate. An example of this is mountains becoming ice-free, making them stop releasing fresh water throughout the year as the ice melts.
geekworking, Snickers - With all of these other problems, you’ll barely notice the diabetes.
LoamImprovement, Motherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that’s wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I’m feeling sporting here.
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