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Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Assman,
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I read the last bit as “shitting like water” and I was like yeah that’s taco bell for you

Assman,
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Hey I’m washing the chocolate starfish right this second!

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How the hell is flavor flav still alive

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If the adult diapers fit, you must take a shit

Assman,
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DO NOT WASH YOUR BRAIN IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT

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Indiscriminate bombing of children? You mean US foreign policy for the past 100 years?

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I’ve seen those English dramas too

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Bet you learned English in the American south

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You know that thing that STRIKINGdebate2 claimed to hate all his or her life? Well they secretly jerked off to that thing every Thursday.

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It’s what made me me

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We are all Hamas on this blessed day

Assman,
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No no, jquery is the answer to all your ui needs

Assman,
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A serious take on a meme about a guy hooked up to an auto masterbator

Assman,
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That cartoon isn’t addicted he’s just having a good time

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Fuck clippy. Power Pup was the real office assistant.

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Did you hear about the time when Mary Magdalene tracked dirt in the house? Jesus swept.

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What is this transition lense slander

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I was more talking about legislation/legal precedent but I do agree with you

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Username checks out. Reread the thread when the shrooms wear off.

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