care rule

trashgirlfriend, 4 months ago

Me and my 784 partners saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe

_dev_null, 4 months ago

That sounds like Too Many Partners to me.

ethd, 4 months ago

The final boss of polyamory

Cyberbatman, 4 months ago

So much about the “we care”… Not even worth it, even for the free trials.

SoupACabra, 4 months ago

We’re all one family - all 786 of us

pineapplelover, 4 months ago

The family keeps getting bigger because they’re fucking us

isVeryLoud, 4 months ago

It’s 784 partners + them + you

Phoenix3875, 4 months ago

Now all of China care about your privacy.

onion, 4 months ago

And US three-letter agencies

Milk_Sheikh, 4 months ago

“Yo dawg it’s cool, just me and my poly-tribe wanna look through your dox. Pinky promise no data brokers this time”

Tau, 4 months ago

I like this “Us and 690 partners” thing, it makes more people reject consent because it shows how creepy it is

miss_brainfart, 4 months ago

Genuinely, how many websites that don’t need to show a cookie banner in the first place even exist?

Tau, 4 months ago

Every website that does not store a login session don’t need to store cookies

DrCake, 4 months ago

You also don’t need to show a banner if you just store a login cookie. You only need to get consent for “tracking” cookies. Essential cookies that are required for the site to work are ok.

Sethayy, 4 months ago

Until it becomes ‘us and our 1 partner that proxies it to another 1000’ and no laws ever think about regulating it because ‘its a great business decision!’

(not corruption no why wouk you ever think that you commie)

EdherJr, 4 months ago

yeah, but not the right kind of care…

forsen, 4 months ago

I mean they're not wrong...