Windex007,

I fucking hate grocery shopping.

The only thing that made it not-terrible really was getting in on couples arguments. You gotta be sneaky though.

One time a couple was arguing about which peanut butter to buy. I didn’t even need peanut butter. I had to be like “excuse me” to even get at it because they’re standing right in front of it. Grabbed the one, and muttered to “myself” : “yeah, this is the good stuff”, and walked off with it.

Put it back later.

Feathercrown,

Certified Facade moment

Fontasia,

I don’t know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch

Abucketofpuppies,

At least you can do a majority vote with three people

Huschke,

Damn, I never knew I needed a 3rd person in my relationship until now…

ProgrammingSocks,

cue everyone voting something different

Rozauhtuno,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

🍈

Marighost,

😧

😡

Okay, Rozauhtuno, it’s time for you to leave.

glizzyguzzler,
@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

<<Trip’s tiny ass yeeting you out of the apartment>>

skylestia,
@skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

sounds like they might want to join a throuple! i was in a throuple once, we had arguments and disagreements all the time lol

ZILtoid1991,

If anyone looking for a third, then contact me!

ArmokGoB,

I’m never going to be able to escape this damn game

Abucketofpuppies,

Would love a modern remake, now that the technology is better

Baggie,

Just say melons he’ll kick you out

LoamImprovement,

You can get kicked out any time you like

But you can never leave

state_electrician,

You don’t join a threesome if you want to, it’s about consent. And you can easily be pulled into an argument if you’re so inclined.

5714,

Even with consent, it is really easy to get pulled into couple’s arguments.

You kind of have to want to join a threesome, to be able to consent to a threesome, but so do all the others.

Midnitte,

Can we start requiring consent for being involved in arguments?

I’d really like to never agree…

Prunebutt,

What was that game called again?

Kwakigra,
Metype,
@Metype@lemmy.world avatar

Façade

Lath,

Hmm. T'Pol be Tripping

seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM,

melon

miss_brainfarts,

I think you should leave

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

we can only tolerate so.much

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