Appy slices 🐢
Sanctus, 
I’m not a tortoise nor am I 30 (just barely) and if you offer me appy slices I’m hustlin’ over, too.
MystikIncarnate, As a man, if I’m offered some Appy slices, regardless of who is offering, you better believe I’m going to get me some fucking Appy slices.
maynarkh, I’ll be honest, I’m of similar age and if my partner went “does the man want his appy slices”, there is no way I won’t go “fuck yeah this man wants his appy slices”
Cowbee, Turtles are GOATed and chill as fuck
Midnitte, Well, except for snapping turtles…
Cowbee, May not be chill, but still GOATed.
secret300, I’m not 30 yet but I have a feeling in 8 years I’ll still hustle on over if someone asked me if I want appy sices
lowleveldata, Who doesn’t really tho
unexposedhazard, Old people like us need our apple slices so we dont spontaneously combust from vitamin deficiency.
danc4498, Appy slices for vitamies.
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