dwemthy,

This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I’d get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan

mctoasterson,

Let’s just check the walk-in freezer now.

…annnd I’m in Blackreach

pixeltree,
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I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes

BreadOven,

He better not wake Azathoth.

pancakes,
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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

“Are you just going to fucking stand there?”

MrJameGumb,
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Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol

Zirconium,

Need a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record

MrJameGumb,
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I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really… buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It’s money in the bank

MrJameGumb, (edited )
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You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to what you’re describing lol

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Just saw a clip, it’s got its hooks in me now

MrJameGumb,
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The show they did after that is really good too, it’s an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9

JackRiddle,

Pretty sure that was the intention¹

¹I mean… it has a footnote and everything

aeronmelon,

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

“Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!”

tkk13909,

Exactly 0% of that blood is his

elbucho,
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He didn’t get his black belt for nothing.

sbv,

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

clay_pidgin,

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

Taleya, (edited )

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what’s knocking on the door

aeronmelon,

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn’t yet been issued an SCP number?

Taleya,

Has Clef?

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