Emboldened Doug Ford sells off Brampton | The Beaverton [satire]

QUEEN'S PARK - Following the minimal fallout of the recent Greenbelt scandal, where Ontario's Conservative Government took orders from connected property developers to allow development on newly purchased, Premier Ford has officially allowed his donors to purchase the city of Brampton at a heavily discounted price.

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These rules will change as the community grows. You'll see that there are "rules" and there are "guidelines." Rules will be enforced, while guidelines offer an etiquette for this community. If necessary, some guidelines may become rules in the future.

For now, enforcement will be relatively forgiving, except for rule 2, as I want to welcome users to this community. I hope this gives everyone a chance to learn the rules and get a 'feel' for the types of content that are desired in this community.

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