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Benny Beagle got his first ever taste of oyster sauce after dinner in the form of some sauce from tonight’s stewed eggplant. I’m pretty sure he’s decided it’s the most delicious thing of all time. Alas, he’s now heartbroken that I told him that was all he gets tonight.

April 23, 2024. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.

A startled beagle gives the side-eye and asks, “What do you mean there’s no more for me?!”
A sad, sorrowful, starving beagle has not received more oyster sauce. He cranks up the puppy eyes and asks, “DO YOU NOT SEE ME STARVING BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES?!!!!!”

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