Saltier than Carthage (if it had been salted)

PugJesus, in "Yes! We're all the sole and unique successor to the Empire of old!"
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Explanation: As the Roman Empire was an absolute juggernaut who reshaped the face of history, and especially European history, the number of countries who have claimed to be the TRUE successor of the Empire of old is... extensive.

PugJesus, in WE MUST CONSULT THE SACRED CHICKENS
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Explanation: The Romans were quite fond of omens of various kinds - one of the more popular variants being whether chickens (or other poultry) would eat before an important decision was made. If the chickens would eat - it was a positive omen - if they would not, or ate only reluctantly, it was an ill omen.

PugJesus, in Black(en)ed
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Explanation: Late Medieval "blackened" armor was armor given a protective, darker finish; while "white" plate armor was largely undecorated, and given a polished finish.

If you don't recognize the meme template, you're too young, come back when you're older.

PugJesus, in ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
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Explanation: Gallienus was an Emperor during the tumultuous Crisis of the Third Century. Other than struggling with the series of uncontrollable disasters rolling over the Empire at that time (not his fault - poor sod just came to power at the wrong time), he's noted as having a sharp and engaged wit.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Those machines were whack

GO CUSE!

PugJesus, in Those machines were whack
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Explanation: During the Siege of Syracuse during the Second Punic War, the Syracusans, utilizing the genius of the great philosopher and engineer Archimedes, created several ingenious devices to keep the Romans at bay, including ARCHIMEDES' CLAW and (supposedly) a GODDAMN HEAT RAY

It was not enough, however, to overcome the stubbornness of the Romans, who eventually took the city. Archimedes was killed in the process, despite the Roman commander giving orders for him to be taken alive because of his unparalleled genius. STTL!

theacharnian, in I'll say BYZANTINE all I want, dammit!
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What do you mean “eastern”? There is only one empire, and it is called Rhomania, please.

DahGangalang, in General Spectacles! Can you not see the enemy!?

The unfortunate part is that I only use ~3 of these, and even then, it’s semi regularly at best.

x4740N, in General Spectacles! Can you not see the enemy!?

Pronouncing every “cles” as “culees”

Apeman42, in General Spectacles! Can you not see the enemy!?
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Ah yes, Tentacles the Kraken-layer. I understand tales of his feat made it even to the farthest east.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in General Spectacles! Can you not see the enemy!?
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The fact that testicles isn’t on here is a crime.

x4740N,

Testiculees

Retreaux,

Testi-clees would be the correct application here methinks 🤣

TTH4P, in General Spectacles! Can you not see the enemy!?

Spiracles, please

yokonzo, in I'll say BYZANTINE all I want, dammit!

Oh God the anti aliasing is baked into Adam’s clothes

thedirtyknapkin,

that’s called a moire pattern, it’s more like aliasing than anti aliasing.

Mandarbmax, in John Brown did nothing wrong

The only thing John brown did wrong was lose.

PugJesus,
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His soul went marching on

taanegl, in Just Classicist Problems

Shawn’s profile picture suggests he listens to “Wonderwall” unironically.

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