Saltier than Carthage (if it had been salted)

PugJesus, (edited ) in ENEMIES OF THE FASCIST MENACE
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Explanation: The national mythology of Russia in the modern day is very heavily based around how they 'defeated the fascists' in the Great Patriotic War (WW2).

Of course, one shouldn't look too deeply into how eager and helpful they were to the fascists before Nazi Germany invaded them...

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  • PugJesus, in Cataphract enjoyers rise up!
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    ... so we based INFANTRY ENJOYERS can PUT YOU DOWN like the DOGS YOU ARE

    sxan, in Noice
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    Those ropes, and that truck, seem utterly insufficient for a real canon of that size.

    assassinatedbyCIA, in Noice

    Medieval technical

    cerement, in Noice
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    just how long have Toyota technicals been around?

    Zehzin,
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    Gilgamesh made the trip to Mount Mashu on a Hilux

    TootSweet, in They had a little oops from 1933-1945

    IBM has left the chat

    lnxtx,
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    Hugo Boss too

    BestBouclettes,

    Bayer, Krupp, BASF and so many more

    glimse, in They had a little oops from 1933-1945

    Dennis Darko must have taken this screenshot

    The_Che_Banana, in Mailman

    another goddamn chain letter…

    imnotfromkaliningrad, in They had a little oops from 1933-1945
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    the nuremberg trials didnt go nearly as far as they should have.

    Endmaker, in Mailman

    Looks like he’d propagate chain mails

    x4740N,

    I was going to say something along the lines of “he’s sending chainmail” but you already made another variation of the joke"

    PeriodicallyPedantic, in Ancient problems require ancient solutions

    I actually laughed

    PugJesus, in "Isn't humiliating your enemies fun?"
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    Explanation: The King of the Samnites, after capturing a massive Roman army in a surprise attack, asked his father what he should do with so many soldiers. His father advised to kill them all. Being shocked at the harshness of the answer, he asked for another option. His father then replied that he should spare them all. Confused at the sudden change in direction, the King of the Samnites asked why the stark contrasts. His father replied: "By freeing the Romans you make friends of them; by killing them all, you deprive them of the ability to oppose you for a generation."

    The King of the Samnites still did not like these answers, so he proposed a different plan to his father - that he would force the Romans to go under a yoke, as a sign of submission, killing only those who refused, so as to remind them who was the superior polity which must be obeyed. Then they would conclude a peace treaty on Samnite terms. His father, again, offered wisdom, saying that the Romans were too proud and too stubborn for such a thing to work - it would only enrage them in the end, and lead to more conflict.

    The King of the Samnites forced the Roman army to pass under the yoke. When the Roman army returned to Rome, ashamed and defeated, the Senate declared that their surrender and acquescience to the peace treaty was unlawful, as it had not been approved by the Senate, and sent them right back out to fight the Samnites again.

    This time, they won, and the King of the Samnites was eventually killed, and his kingdom subdued by the Roman Republic.

    Moral of the story - listen to Machiavelli. "People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge; but if you cripple them there is nothing they can do. If you need to injure someone, do it in such a way that you do not have to fear their vengeance.”

    PugJesus, in This is bullshit! What were the devs thinking?!
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    Explanation: The top is the ROMAN EMPIRE AT ITS HEIGHT.

    The bottom is the Byzantine Empire, the successor state of the Roman Empire, just before its total collapse.

    This is clearly bullshit! The devs nerfed Rome way too hard. Now we're not even competitive in the meta against the Ottomans, smh.

    No_Change_Just_Money, in Monks and booze - name a more iconic pair

    I love the story to much to not share it whenever the opportunity arises:

    The reason beer is accepted from lent

    Monasteries have a long tradition of brewing beer as it is a long process that needed knowledge man power and space, which was available in monasteries, but not many other places.

    To be allowed to drink beer, the German priests planned to bring a barrel over the alps to the pope in rome. ( Presumably as a bribe ?). Throughout the long journey through the mountain and down to Italy, the beer has been shaking, heated, and cooled multiple times. This apparently made it taste so terribly that the pope said after trying one sip:

    "If you barbarians want to drink this absolut garbage, this is penance enough for the alcohol in it. You have my blessings "

    psmgx, in Vlad the Paler

    Dammit, Janus

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