Man Arrested After Stealing Beer in Front of Cops

"ALBANY, N.Y. (NEWS10) — On Wednesday morning, Albany Police responded to 212 Marketplace for reports of theft. The victim told police a male frequents the store and steals items and that he had stolen beer that morning.

While police were talking with the victim, the suspect entered the store again and attempted to steal beer. Police identified the suspect as Zacharry Patnode, 36, of Albany, and charged him with petit larceny."

I mean... there's being a moron, then there's this guy.