When out on the net there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my phone to see what’s the matter
Away to launch windows I clicked like the Flash, tore open my socials, ready to threw down my cash.
The moon on my screen pix covered by hopeful sane threads had a luster of normalcy rather than that of pure dread, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but an X troll’s shit post of Apple glasses up his rear.
What a little old douche, so snarky and quick, I knew in a moment he must be a dick. More rapid than Elon, his posts they did came, and he whistled and shouted and called us all names : "Now Fanboy! Now Dickweed! Now, Wannabe and Poser! On, Cuckboy! On, Creeper! On, NerdNeck and Loser! To the top of my shit list! To the top of my hate wall! Just delete your account! Really log off now and close each and all! "
All at once I heard on my speaker some coughs and then many growls and then all at once did I hear taunts and loud howls. His audio rant all put downs and boasts was nothing compared to his video FaceTime style roasts.
He was dressed like a slob,just a mess with bare feet, and his fit was not stylish and he looked like a creep. A backpack of crap was flung over his back, and he looked almost homeless or maybe on crack. His eyes--oh so beedy! His grin oh so scary! His cheeks both had acne, his nose a drunk like cherry!
His chicklet teeth mouth was drawn up just like a bow, and the beard on his chin filled with dandruff like snow. The sight of a Jule pipe he held tight in his teeth, and the vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath. He had a big fat face and a super big belly, the whole room shook when he farted, like a huge quake in Delhi.
He was more than chubby beyond just mere plump, in truth he was really a super fat fuck, and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had much to still dread. Then he spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled my hard drive with malware , then called me a jerk.
And flipping the bird after picking his nose he gave me a nod and yanked once on his hose. Off FaceTime he logged he sprang back to the socials, to the void he returned with no sound and, away he flew like some Troll like Doc Brown. But I saw his last post on my thread for the night. “Apple lovers are stupid and you surely ain’t right!"
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