BurtReynoldsMustache,

My body WANTS to be diabetic, who am I to get in its way?

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.world avatar

My body as well.

I’m type 1 and 2 at the same time thanks to a genetic disorder called McCune Albright syndrome.

confusedbytheBasics,

Weird day… I’ve eaten:

  • Fiber powder
  • 4 eggs with hot sauce
  • 1 can of sardines in olive oil
  • 1 can of tuna
  • 3 roasted almonds
  • A few bites of sauerkraut
MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idol tbh

confusedbytheBasics,

Weird day for sure but I felt amazing. Slept well and woke up early. Maybe I should do this again on purpose?

MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Update? Are you become Übermensch?

confusedbytheBasics,

I added some lettuce, kale, mustard, upped to 3 cans of sardines and a few handfuls of nuts a day. Felt awesome. Woke up early and wanted to work out. Slept an hour less and felt more rested. Lots of extra free time with no cooking or eating out. I kept eating pretty similar until my next doctors’ appointment. My blood work came back perfect except I was low on sodium. Weird?

This weekend I visited some friends and they offered me an ordinary 5% beer. I felt drunk after half the can and didn’t even want to finish it. Not normal for me at all.

TL;DR: I got superpowers but alcohol is Kryptonite now.

darthwonka,
@darthwonka@mastodon.world avatar

@MadgePickles I’ve been nursing a 32 oz insulated mug of coffee everyday for a while.

MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

chanting one of us

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I had a sandwich today.

It was good.

junezephier,

A meal replacement drink, several hours of hyperfocus like 10 handfuls of peanuts??? more hours of focus a chicken breast, some roasted veggies, baked potato (pleased about this, but it was provided for me) i am very good at being functional and taking care of my body

MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is like my meal plan that I never achieve

TimewornTraveler,

definitely cant relate to all you hunger-forgetters. I went the other way into full on binge eating (BED). constant snacking = constant victory 😎 dopamine city baby

oh god praise Vyvanse and its expiring patent

Jack_of_all_derps,

Yesterday, I had half a box of cheez-it duos (sharp cheddar and parmesan) at about 2pm…after getting up about 8am and going for a run at 11am. Didn’t eat again until I got home from picking up my wife at the airport at 10:30pm. I ate about 3 servings of tater tots. Didn’t eat again until 6pm today. Fucking hell that’s not great.

laylawashere44,

I cannot for the life of me remember,

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Breakfast: 1.5 porkchops, 4 oatmeal choc chip cookies, 1 peach, 1 apple, Frosted Flakes

Lunch: pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw

Tea time: toast with butter, tea with oat milk, tortilla chips

My diet has been awful lately.

Methylman,

Tea time

Tell me you’re British without saying it

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I actually got it from my wife and in-laws who are Indian.

drudiperformance,

Breakfast - The Shake:

  • 80g of Oatmeal
  • 100g of Frozen Berries
  • 260ml Oatmilk
  • Scoop of Chocolate Whey Protein Blend and add cinnamon powder

Lunch:

  • 200g of Rice
  • 150g Black Beans
  • 150g Sweet Potatoes
  • 100g Chicken Breast

Afternoon Snack - Overnight Oats:

  • 60g of Oats
  • 150g of Greek Yogurt
  • 120ml of Oatmilk
  • Whey Protein (Mix it)
  • Add chopped Strawberries, crumbled Graham Crackers and Cinnamon. Let it sit in the fridge since the night before or the morning. Best afternoon snack

Dinner: Similar to Lunch

Try that for a week see how you feel (:

SFDope,

someone lifts

Coreidan,

I think I’d get tired of that diet real quick

drudiperformance,

How would you spice it up? I swap the black beans with garbanzo beans. And instead of chicken breast K l often do salmon/trout.

MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Woah! As my friend Bill would say, “You’ll live forever eating like that Darlin”

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Literally my conversation with my wife last night.

Me when I got home from work: I was good today! I bought some new, low calorie rice cake snacks with flax, chia, and quinoa! A serving is only 90 cal and they taste awesome!

My wife: I bought a 10 pack of king cones…

Me: …I also bought hot pockets…

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Breakfast: lost to time.

Lunch: a morsel of raw squirrel meat.

Supper: 12 frozen hotdogs with mayonnaise and hollandaise sauce.

missmichaele,

@pancakes @MadgePickles Wait -- your cat bought you lunch?

Selmafudd,

Breakfast was two slices of raisin toast

Lunch was 30-40 sping rolls, legit too many to count

Dinner was some Mexican chickpea bowl thing

I think I fucked up with a few too many sping rolls??

C_Leviathan,

I have questions;

  1. Did you mean spring rolls?

if so,

  1. Were they full sized spring rolls?

if so,

  1. Where did you get that many full sized spring rolls down your craw in one sitting? A restaurant?
renrenPDX,

Asian mom/grandmother can satisfy all three bullet points.

MadgePickles,
@MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Right? Give me this magical spring roll fountain

DessertStorms,
DessertStorms avatar

If it weren't for the weed, I don't think I'd ever eat, my autistic ass just wouldn't think of it.
But also if all it takes is ripping open a packet and pouring stuff out to have ready to chew food (but not liquid or mush, the texture 😫), it's a winner. Because eventually I get to the point where I feel sick and NEED FOOD NOW or I'll throw up acid.
Brains are weird.

reedthompson,

Consistently relying on weed to give you an appetite can make you dependent on it to feel hungry. Note how most heavy long term smokers you know are thin as rails.

If you happen to have this problem, however, a meal replacement drink like Soylent can be a godsend. It’s pretty hard to eat a nutritious 2000 calories if you have to wait until you’re really high at 9pm to start eating.

DessertStorms,
DessertStorms avatar

(but not liquid or mush, the texture 😫)

I'd much rather be dependent on weed thanks (and am for other medical needs) lol

jscummy,

Absolutely. I’ve been taking regular breaks after smoking constantly for about a year and it took a couple days to actually have an appetite again

girl,

idk every long time heavy weed user I know has hella munchies and are either slightly or really fat, myself included lol

crashez,

Very relatable. Bless the weed.

DessertStorms,
DessertStorms avatar

Our lord and saviour 😂😂

stiirfry,

I can go from completely food averse/nauseous to making 5 star meals in my kitchen after a good visit with miss mary jane lmaoo

Mohkia,

Pizza for breakfast, skipped lunch and now my husband is making fajitas for dinner. I am thankful he feeds me. Lol. If not for him I would probably forget to eat half the time and then wonder why I feel like crap. Or I would live off chips and beef Jerky or something dumb like that.

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