If I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked pork
You will not be allowed to cook it. It’s epic bacon time.
emizeko, 
“now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork.”
Robert_Kennedy_Jr, 
Fear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the worm word of my people.
queermunist, 
Oh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
Robert_Kennedy_Jr, I might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you’re washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective
queermunist, What is your position on mercury poisoning? Woke or based?
Robert_Kennedy_Jr, Extremely based. Everyone knows eating several dozen tuna sandwiches a week is part of a balanced diet.
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