Microplastics are stored in the balls

DavidGarcia, 27 days ago

I’ve been practicing microplastics retention for 10 years now. So far I have already mastered levitation, reading minds and even more amzingly, I am extremely close to having full control over the size of my moobs.

Abracadaniel, 27 days ago

if I have a vasectomy there’s nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?

CommunistBear, 27 days ago

If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I’m only partially joking

Mindfury, 27 days ago

Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum

ghosts, 27 days ago

What if the Great Filter is that plastics are relatively easy to make and seemingly really helpful but then they make your balls do that thinking-about-it

pumpchilienthusiast, 27 days ago

life in plastic, it’s fantastic