winter has arrived at the mountainhome and your fellow dwarves are starving because our leader refuses to butcher a single member of the giant herd of nearly domesticated unicorns and outdoor cats...

in all fairness though they’re very cute and there’s nothing wrong with making the entire outside portion of your fortress a giant equine/goat/cat/bird sanctuary for your animal trainers to frolic in while you send miner after miner to their watery graves (after all three of the fortress’ military squads were killed or...