aaronstc,

TIL you can hang dong in Baldur’s Gate 3.

BloodyFable,

There’s 5 different types of dong to hang

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called “vulva”, and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely “woke”, not only would the options be more than “innies”, but they’d be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

good_girl,
@good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s actually race specific, there’s at least 3 vulvas, tho i wouldn’t be able to tell you the differences

GCostanzaStepOnMe,

Hey game dev, hope you’re okay missing your son’s first steps coz we’re busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.

rambaroo,

I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Yuuup. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

DailyMail get don’t mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

chetradley,

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail’s actual review of the game.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

charles,
@charles@lemmy.world avatar

Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

TraditionalMuslim,

What does dailymail have to do with circlejerk?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

Garstly,

Based

Madbrad200,
@Madbrad200@lemmy.world avatar

It’s genuinely hilarious that I wasn’t sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they’d write

AceQuorthon,

Hot

platysalty,

If you've messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you'll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more "I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models"

FrankTheHealer,

I hate that I can’t tell if this is a real headline.

TraditionalMuslim,

Article is fake guys. This guy just shitposting here.

ArmokGoB,

Can’t play this game soon enough.

xpinchx,

It’s really good.

satan_6661,

Balldong’s gate, changing the male ego since 2023

Beryl,

“Reportedly” ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that’s some investigative journalism !

TraditionalMuslim,

Article is fake

Hyperreality,

They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.

SendMeBakedBeans,

Their eyes got poked out

Swarfega,

Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.

Pregnenolone,

It’s a trash newspaper everywhere

yA3xAKQMbq,

”””””reportedly“““““

Tb0n3,

Do the gender change potions not work completely? What MtF would want to keep their dick that causes dysphoria. Women do not have dicks.

optissima,

Some women do have dicks, and some MtF don’t get dysphoria from their dicks. We’re not a monolith.

Hyperreality,

We’re not a monolith.

A phalic obelisk?

Sharpiemarker,

😏

Cybersteel,
@Cybersteel@lemmy.world avatar

Make us whole again

Tb0n3,

Lol no. Women don’t have dicks. I won’t change my mind on that one. And if you don’t get dysphoria you’re not actually trans.

AtomicPurple,
AtomicPurple avatar

And if you don’t get dysphoria you’re not actually trans.

Even if this statement was correct (it's not BTW), there would still be women with dicks who have no desire to get them removed, due to how much dysphoria varies. Physical dysphoria is only one type of dysphoria among several, and even with physical dysphoria, there's no guarantee that it will apply to one's genitals specifically.

I'm nonbinary, and the majority of dysphoria I experience is social. I find many of the gender roles and social norms applied to my AGAB confusing and distressing to participate in. I do have some physical dysphoria as well, but it mostly pertains to body hair. Frankly, I like my penis and have no desire to get rid of it.

Either educate yourself on the various ways gender dysphoria can manifest, or kindly fuck off.

Poob,

You could have just opened with this, and then we could have all ignored you

Sharpiemarker,

Lol this entire thread is gold

Primarily0617,

why do you choose to be a weird little goblin person on the internet?

Tb0n3,

I’m the normal one.

Primarily0617,

idk how normal it is to be perpetually obsessed with what's in somebody else's pants

Sharpiemarker,

Better than IRL I guess?

kmkz_ninja,

Maybe they just want to be a chick with a dick? Not a fully presenting woman?

Hyperreality, (edited )

Dick with a chick. A 6ft6 muscular and anthropomorphic barbarian penis with a 10 inch barbarian lady where you'd expect the dick to be.

IGuessThisIsForNSFW,

Goddammit I JUST put away my drawing tablet. Now I gotta pull it back out

robbotlove,

Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity … but now you have my attention.

Borkingheck,

This whole headline must be so confusing for its reader.

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