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z3n0x, in time to game

"Warning: Hull integrity failure imminent! Abandon ship!"

gndagreborn, in We all like what we like
@gndagreborn@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll give you forehead kisses if I can get the same please. :3

horsey, in New "ugly" main character has dropped

As a male gamer, I never would have played half-life if Gordon Freeman wasn’t so handsome.

NaibofTabr,
baldingpudenda,

Mark NSFW!

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Leave Mark out of this.

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh hi mark

DragonTypeWyvern,

Too late 😭

metaStatic,

I can't compete with these unrealistic male beauty standards

mindbleach,

Not counting his stupid little ponytail.

Empricorn,

Well, this is an inconvenient boner!

Honytawk,

You can hold my crowbar any time you like 😜

MrJameGumb, in New "ugly" main character has dropped
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

In what possible way is the girl in the picture “ugly”? What the hell do these people want in their games? Supermodels? Porn stars?

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Denim jacket, 80s hair, what’s not to like?

LesDeuxBonsYeux,

It’s clearly leather tho

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

My bad, in other shots it kinda looked like denim!

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

What the hell do these people want in their games? Supermodels? Porn stars?

My guess would be they want both of those things. Related ice-cold take on the Horizon series:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e9a25c4a-0d3c-45cd-8ae1-b87edf310f6d.jpeg

captainlezbian,

I love that the pic on the right looks uncomfortable. That’s a customer service smile, an “a man told me to smile and I don’t feel like fighting him right now” smile, a “the photographer is really creepy but this is my job” smile

AnalogyAddict,

And the one on the left is giving him the “why are you existing in my space” look.

captainlezbian,

Yeah but I figure he didn’t specifically create that character model. His idea of a beautiful woman still looks miserable

baldingpudenda,

It feels like ppl that post these takes have been watching too much hentai: giant tits that defy gravity, waists with no ribs, attracted to ugly bastards that just exist, etc.

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

I looked at BGrizzy1989’s tweets so no one else has to, and hooboy. Pro-Trump, transphobic, anti-woke, fat-shaming. As one might expect, it takes a pretty gross human being to freak out about less-than-supermodel looks on a video game character.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Probably the same people that mod those games to make the female character to look like overinflated balloons. I looked for interesting Horizon mods recently and a stupid amount of them were Aloy “enhancements” that defy realism in any way.

vrighter,

ah yes the very famous Nora tribe makeup and makeovers

TastyWheat,

Hahaha the famous Nora dental plan

pjwestin,

Based on this image and a similar one I saw…it’s makeup. They want female characters to wear makeup. They either don’t know that makeup is what makes them, “hot,” or they realized that it’s stupid for a space outlaw or a robot-apocalypse survivalist to be wearing a full face of makeup, so they have to say they’re ugly. Either way, these people don’t fuck.

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it’s all the same guys that inspired this meme.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c23668bd-373a-4da3-90b9-a4c5fe4b92d5.jpeg

pjwestin, (edited )

LOL, yes, exactly. This is the kind of thing you learn about women when you have a girlfriend for more than a month. I think most of these guys don’t realize they’re telling on themselves when they complain about these, “ugly,” characters.

Grandwolf319,

Maybe don’t squint and wear the same shirt?

XEAL,

Ehh… third pic happened to me with a coworker a few years ago. I’ve never commented on or thought much about her make up, but one day she got to work and her lips were much paler than usual, so I asked her if she was ok and she told me she hadn’t put on her makeup yet.

MotoAsh,

The fact someone voted that down is hilarious. Some poor incel crying that the world doesn’t work like they want. rofl

Honytawk,

Still prefer the right one though

Chocrates,

Yes. They want fake women that don’t exist.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The overall view of beauty in women is already heavily skewed in general.

I still remember when that cop got caught fucking half her coworkers and 90% of the comments about it were about how she was mid when she was actually quite pretty.

Mastengwe,

What is mid?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Middle tier

Mastengwe,

So basically… mediocre?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty much

chunkystyles,

90% of the comments about it were about how she was mid when she was actually quite pretty

I felt similarly. I know people are meaner online than in person. And I have personally known several people who just have ridiculously high beauty standards.

I didn’t understand it. As a heterosexual man, most women look good to me.

captainlezbian,

I think it’s like Americans and sugar. So much of our food is sweetened that we have to add extra sugar to our desserts and we think things that have added sugar don’t. Like our bread is too damn sweet. In a society where women are expected to wear makeup, and where most women on tv are gorgeous to the point that beautiful women play “ugly” characters our balance is thrown off. Porn doesn’t help I’m sure, but when it comes to distorting beauty standards, it can’t compare to tv, movies, and influencers. When women groom only enough to be clean it’s treated as strange. It has well known harm for girls and young women and that aspect is spreading to boys and young men. But what we see here is a different form of harm, it’s the loss of taste for what is real and natural, and in the off chance these people find themselves waking up next to a woman they’re in for a bad time.

XEAL,

Actually… her face kinda looks like one specific softcore pr0n model.

DODOKING38,

I mean I saw a picture with the actual model side by side the game character looks ugly af

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You mean the game character doesn’t have perfect makeup and hair? Almost like she’s an outlaw on the run? Isn’t that the whole point of the game? Sounds like you think any woman who didn’t spend an hour preparing for you ahead of time is “ugly” lol

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Personally I think the character above is ugly because she looks like she’s (We’re told it’s a she; honestly looks like a 14 year old boy with 70’s hair) made out of candle wax.

If they’re going for a “realistic” style, they’re achieving GameCube era results. If they’re going with an “art style” look, they’re just outright bad at it, they’ve splashed down in the river at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

Me? I wouldn’t play this game simply because it’s got a gigacorporation-owned license. There is going to be no creativity, artistry, or vision behind it, it’s this year’s bucket of marketably familiar copyrighted stimuli designed to channel wealth from humans to shareholders. Honestly, would anyone be interested in this game if it didn’t have the branding and the sound effects library?

Blackmist,
Octomagnus, in Gives off a nice pine scent as you shout racial slurs

Wow kotaku’s mobile site without an ad blocker is straight cancer.

I will continue to huff my steam decks vent fumes.

jontree255,
@jontree255@lemmy.world avatar

It’s really atrocious.

GreenMario, in gta going woke

evil cops

You mean cops?

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

you mean good cops?

/s ←

aaronstc, in BALDURS WOKE??

TIL you can hang dong in Baldur’s Gate 3.

BloodyFable,

There’s 5 different types of dong to hang

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called “vulva”, and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely “woke”, not only would the options be more than “innies”, but they’d be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

good_girl,
@good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s actually race specific, there’s at least 3 vulvas, tho i wouldn’t be able to tell you the differences

GCostanzaStepOnMe,

Hey game dev, hope you’re okay missing your son’s first steps coz we’re busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.

rambaroo,

I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Yuuup. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Sanctus, in BALDURS WOKE??
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

DailyMail get don’t mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

chetradley,

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail’s actual review of the game.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

charles,
@charles@lemmy.world avatar

Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

TraditionalMuslim,

What does dailymail have to do with circlejerk?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

JJROKCZ, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?

It contains women and POC not being completely subservient to the nearest white man at all times and so they consider it “woke”

MxM111,
MxM111 avatar

There is bear sex in it. Must be woke.

VivaceMoss,

“The future liberals want”

PunnyName,

Freedom of choice that literally affects no one?

Sign me up!

VivaceMoss,

What if my religion says you shouldn’t go around fuckin’ bears tho?

Then would you give up your bear-fuckin’?

Buddahriffic,

MY religion says I must support bear fuckers at all costs. So I guess it’s a religious war.

I don’t have time for something like that though. If I send you an Amazon gift of several bags of salt, could you kindly spread that over your fields for me? And then send a reaction video, maybe gift me some candles for my curtains and I’ll do the same.

JackbyDev,

My religion says “if he’s a bear, it’s gay, unless he’s a literal bear” but wildshaping was not known to the sages so we must mediate on this.

4am,
@4am@lemmy.world avatar

So that’s what the classroom litter boxes were for; the bears. I KNEW it! /s

Roundcat, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?
Roundcat avatar

There should be a firefox extension that replaces the word "woke" with something crazy like "alien" or nonsensical like "gluten free"

Since the term means anything you want it to, might as well replace the word itself to anything you want. It's kind like the extension that replaces the word "millennials" with "snake people."

SadSadSatellite,

I feel like it would confuse me on occasion, but I love the idea of replacing it with gluten free

Kichae,

Since the term means anything you want it to

I mean, I think it's been fairly consistently used to mean "breaks my patriarchal white supremacy fantasy".

UnaSolaEstrellaLibre, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?

Must be mentally tiring to be a right winger. Especially a gamer ™ one.

LeafOnTheWind,

Especially a gaymer one

PunnyName,

As someone who used to have a lot of similar opinions, it really isn’t. If anything, it was energizing to make people squirm and try to prove you wrong, only to have another issue chambered and ready to go.

They thrive on this shit. And after moving left, I’m fucking exhausted.

thesprongler,

When your entire ideology is contrarian.

Minusfourty,

It is.

Tigbitties,
Tigbitties avatar

There are other choices.

Minusfourty,

Thanks, but I don’t want to be wrong.

Leshoyadut,
Leshoyadut avatar

And that’s exactly the point, too. Keep you mentally tired and angry so you don’t have the energy to question why too deeply.

Minusfourty,

You ever looked at Twitter, or Lemmy for that matter? The left is every bit as bitter and angry if not more so. Currently both sides (or at least significant portions of them) think the other is in power and responsible for all their problems, and it’s the media’s job to keep us thinking that way.

kerneltux,

…all the while, reasonable people in the middle are just tired of getting bludgeoned by both sides’ messaging & want to get on with their lives.

Minusfourty,

I miss the days before identity politics when it was still possible to keep political pandering and normal life stuff separate, and just enjoy my grill. But now if you use meat on the grill, you’re pandering to the right. If you use soy or lab grown vegan meat substitutes you’re pandering to the left. And thanks to the inflation both cost too much.

Katana314,

Ah, yes. Both sides. Both sides hate net neutrality. Both sides clamouring to make healthcare worse. Both sides fighting against the right for women to control their own bodies. Both sides hinting that their supporters violently attack the opposition at rallies.

Except maybe not quite so much sometimes.

Minusfourty,

I’m with you on net neutrality. I have no problem with women doing what they want with their own bodies, it’s the child’s body I’m worried about. I’m not a huge fan of the healthcare system either, I just think giving “free” healthcare to illegal aliens and putting the government in charge of it will make things worse and not better. Honestly not sure what you’re on about with the violent attacks thing, but I’ve seen plenty of calls for violence from prominent leftists, and the “summer of love” 3 years ago destroyed quite a bit.

But either way, I’m not a “muh both sides” centrist. To the contrary, I think the media is trying to distract both of us sides from the real enemy: moderates.

Aesthesiaphilia,

There's a smaller number of rage-filled dumbasses on the left than on the right.

And the rage-filled dumbasses on the left tend to be teenagers who will grow out of it. On the right it's middle-aged people with brain rot from too much Fox News.

thedirtyknapkin, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

lmao, they could’ve made this a completely valid and not creepy criticism by instead saying “i hate how every npc has the same exact body model”

Blamemeta,

Yeah. Say height or something.

Cleverdawny,

Or list a bunch of different characteristics

snooggums,
snooggums avatar

Proportions.

sbv,

“height”

nparkinglot, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

I mean… When they’re all the same size and that size is huge and impossible to miss? Yeah. Looking at you Mass Effect.

Ubettawerk, in How am I supposed to enjoy my game now?!!!!

Damn, it must suck living your life with that kind of gate-keeping attitude

queermunist, in Ah shit, here we go again...
@queermunist@lemmy.world avatar

“Customize”

If I can’t have a prehensile penis that can weild a third weapon or gain a bite attack with vagina dentata then can I really customize?

nitefox,

What’s a vagina dentata

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a bunch of cultures that have folk tales about vaginas with teeth. I think Freud was the one who coined the term?

Hanabie,
Hanabie avatar

1D4 Piercing Damage

littlecolt,

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

JonVonBasslake,
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar
DonnieDarkmode,

Pussy teeth

nitefox,

What

DonnieDarkmode,

Having teeth inside of one’s vagina, organised just like the ones in your mouth.

DoomBot5,

I thought they resembled shark teeth

JonVonBasslake,
@JonVonBasslake@lemmy.world avatar

Well, 95% they’re some kind of sharp teeth, usually more like those of a predatory mammal I think…

thesprongler,

Pussy teeth

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