Emerald, i want need the mattress
Franzia, Best we can do is a perfectly flat piece of foam with multiple layers and densities stacked almost arbitrarily based on limited consumer feedback.
You want to sleep on your back.
You want to sleep on your back.
You want to sleep on your back.
SubArcticTundra, 
And your sleep position!
BoxerDevil, This is what heaven is like
yetAnotherUser, Damn I want this now, this sounds awesome
IfoundtheF, 
THIS IS MY SPOT! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
tetraodon, A wo/man of culture
populustree, congratulations!! you have made the stupidest grammatical anomaly to ever exist
Emerald, technically it would be (wo)man
EnmaAi22, There are worse. This is an elegant solution.
populustree, elegant like josh roehl! just say a person of culture or something like that, slashes were never meant to be the 27th letter!
Gork, This is what happens when mathematicians get into the mattress business.
SpaceNoodle, And yet somehow I still hang off the end of it
GrammatonCleric, 
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SpaceNoodle, If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I played basketball, then go fuck yourself.
NegativeLookBehind, 
That’s what you call an edge case
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