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Gormadt, (edited ) in No one is safe
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is a level of haunting that just resonates

Just imagine the desperation someone would have to have to drive them to meet their god face to face only to have that desperation turn to fear and/or anguish at the sight of your god being dead

“I have traveled for years hunting my god down to the edge of this world and others, hoping that I could ask them to grant me one single wish: to bring my family back.”

The words echo into the darkness of the titanic chamber

Their torch brought closer to the body

“Only to find the remains of a dead god. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but I guess even gods can die.”

The adventures body begins to tremble

“All this time, all this suffering…”

They collapse to their knees, the torch falls from their hands

“All the friends I’ve lost to get here!”

Images of long dead companions pass before their eyes, the tears start to flow as they put their face into their hands

“For a pile of dusty bones!”

They scream with the force a life wasted in pursuit of an impossible goal, it echoes into the darkness alone, the tears fall freely as the torch light begins to fade.

dipshit, in Through the foliage

homelessness is scary innit

Unforeseen,

Bro was just looking for tadpoles

Sir_Kevin,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Seriously, everyone assumes the worst of people. Dude is probably just trying to survive.

tetris11, in have you seen this tree?

Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı'nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.

Translation:

I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the police

Source:

!deleted120991, in Well?

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  • dmmeyournudes,

    This is just the plot to evangelion.

    RedditRefugee69,

    Yeah also, they’re overlooking the fact that, while caused by chemicals, the feelings are still real and have value. Don’t believe me? Cut off your own hand and tell me how that feels

    NounsAndWords,

    feelings are still real and have value

    Subjective value. Equal to other things with subjective value. Like NFTs.

    Zorque,

    Ah, the value in life is but pain.

    ComradeKhoumrag,
    @ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

    Nah no way literally never gonna die nice try tho

    Vilian,

    Just enjoy the ride folks. We are here for a limited time. Try not to stress, do things you love and try not to be a dick to others in the process. You only get one chance to do this and today is the best day to start doing it right.

    you have a compelling argument, i’m droping college

    Pinklink,

    Information is conserved

    KingJalopy,
    NathanielThomas,

    These things actually bring me joy because it means my lack of accomplishments are meaningless. In five million years, a fart in the history of time, all mankind will be extinct and the fact I browsed Lemmy instead of doing meaningful things isn’t important whatsoever.

    yA3xAKQMbq,

    and to really send it all home to you, eventually when the sun turns into a red giant it will consume the earth wiping out all of human history or anything you might have “left behind.”

    Wait, why stop here? After that, the universe will continue to expand and get colder until the Big Freeze.

    Be happy you can actually see the universe. Some aliens in a distant future might never be aware that there’s something else, because light will be shifted so far it’s impossible to understand. There will be less and less stars anyway, so it’s going to be a lot darker.

    Maybe protons aren’t actually stable and they will break apart too, at some point, and then the last thing will be black holes slowly dissolving due to Hawking radiation.

    SpaceNoodle,

    fewer

    NathanielThomas,

    I think the only thing that bothers me about dying is I don’t get to see how it all ends

    illah, in faerie's aire and death waltz

    This sent me down a rabbit hole, it’s way more musical than I would have expected!

    youtu.be/-L7b3gi02ws

    And here’s a group of 14!! pianists actually performing part of it.

    youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MGE

    GolGolarion,

    Oh nice, i get to be the one to say it - that’s not the dealth waltz, that’s a Touhou cover!

    piped.video/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78

    RandomStickman,
    RandomStickman avatar

    Ran Ran Ru is still my favourite version of it

    Freija,

    Too many notes

    Darkard,

    Such a catchy tune! It sounds like battle music from a 90’s rgp

    bionicjoey,

    I was gonna say it has Undertale music vibes but I guess that’s kinda the same thing as what you said

    SangriaFerret,

    Can you time stamp where they release the penguins? I couldn’t pinpoint that part.

    Neato,
    Neato avatar

    Those sound pretty different but the melody that keeps popping up is super familiar to me. I can't recall where I've heard it though.

    Lifecoach5000,

    What’s the history of this? Is there a wiki? I wanna go down a rabbit hole too but not finding too much lore with general searching.

    Lowpast,

    The first video is not Faires Aire and Death Waltz

    Cyanococcus,

    Thank you for finding those! That was really amazing to listen to. I was also caught off guard by how pleasant it sounded. The sheet music looks like the composer thought reading left-to-right was just a suggestion that could be ignored, but it’s actually pretty catchy!

    Granite,
    Granite avatar

    “Arranged by accident”

    Pokethat,

    … this seems like a job for Grander Piano

    derg,

    I’m not sure where the score for that first video came from, but it’s based on “U.N. Owen was her?” from Touhou: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIop055eJhU

    AgnesVerano,

    I remember seeing this track in the old days of modded guitar hero, and trying to play it. Memories haha

    Lowered_lifted, in do what you can

    This seems a lot like those “this is what they took from you” fash wave memes

    cloudless, in do you?
    @cloudless@feddit.uk avatar

    What if Clippy is powered by ChatGPT?

    Seraph,
    Seraph avatar

    Now I want a comic of someone pulling off ChatGPTs mask and underneath it's really clippy.

    nightm4re,
    EdibleFriend,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    I am positive ive seen that actually…

    farfarawaay,

    And he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn meddling Seraphs

    Aielman15, in Experience the power of [product name]
    @Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

    Never buy anything you care about from Amazon. It’s all shitty chinese rip-offs with zero quality control. Sir Pratchett already taught us this lesson back in the days.

    Also, if you really, really want to buy from Amazon, don’t do it based on the Amazon users’ review. Most of them are either fake, bought, or both.

    WarmSoda,

    I use Amazon to window shop, then I go to the manufacturers site to buy. Everyone has their own website, there’s really no reason to use something like Amazon anymore.

    dual_sport_dork,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    I have found some manufacturers of certain specialty goods only sell online through Amazon, rather than maintain their own e-commerce presence. I get it, but I simultaneously find it baffling.

    WarmSoda,

    True, there’s always going to be exceptions.

    Zorque,

    I tried to do that with those black hole litter mats. They linked to amazon listings directly from their site.

    Many just don't sell from their site, only amazon or other third-party distributors.

    Zorque,

    I was looking at bedskirts and it seems there's a lot of Indian distributors as well. About 90% of them were stores with Indian addresses in their seller profile. Doesn't discount that they're made in China, but India is coming up as the source of shitty cheap goods as well.

    zout,

    The boots theory assumes that the price is related to the quality of the product. Today, this might not be the case.

    Zorque,

    It only assumes that cheap boots will be crudely made no matter what. More money still can buy you better boots, you're just not guaranteed to get them.

    If anything it just expands the scope of the analogy to include the needed time and energy to research the products in question. Both of which are major commodities these days.

    MalReynolds, in Mandatory
    @MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

    context: Paranoia RPG

    Awesome game!

    yokonzo,

    May I shamelessly plug Ok computer a hilarious playthrough of this awesome game done by Aussie comedians over the span of 48 hours as they get more and more delirious

    MalReynolds,
    @MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

    You absolutely may, I’ll have to chase that up…

    neonred,

    Yup, it’s great and I love the rule book’s humor

    Aatube, in Go No Further
    Aatube avatar

    i'm confused as to what qualifies as internet funeral now

    readthemessage,

    Yeah, this one is very clearly a cave funeral

    kakes,

    Yeah, this place has quickly diluted into “literally any image with text in it.”

    princessnorah,
    @princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
    Aatube,
    Aatube avatar

    this doesn't seem like it would be hmmm without text either though

    iiGxC,

    Internet funeral funeral

    ARk,

    meirl

    ivanafterall, in THERE IS NO HOPE. NONE AT ALL.
    ivanafterall avatar

    oh ok

    name_NULL111653, in one in the same

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

    bastian_5,

    This machine doesn’t care. Your certainty is more folly in the face of a lathe.

    DepressedCoconut,

    Where this from again?

    kabobbl,

    Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus

    cactusupyourbutt,

    wait, really? I know the first sentence from rimworld, is that where its from?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Does the Machine Mother know that her own creation is greater than she? She is cold and empty. We are warm and full. She only seeks to destroy. We seek to embrace. To include. All flesh will join ours… or be wiped clean.

    QuinceDaPence, in I'm not ready for the Internet
    turbodrooler,

    Just reading that has put that song in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks!

    BlastboomStrice, in The fires of greed will burn the weak
    @BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

    When blood and sweat is the real cost

    NaibofTabr,

    Hey, as long as it’s somebody else’s blood and sweat… and I can pay for it with US$…

    blackbelt352,

    Thinking ceases, the truth is lost

    Poggervania,
    Poggervania avatar

    Don’t you worry, you’ll be told exactly what to do

    Shirone,

    I give my people the lives they need

    the_toast_is_gone,

    The righteous will succeed!

    clubb,
    @clubb@lemmy.world avatar

    Man, I loved mgr!

    Franzia, in this image is from 1993

    I really miss how tacky and cute the internet was. Everything is so pretty and cool now but like… Not in a good way, its just bland.

    match,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    you can still do that you’re allowed

    Franzia,

    But I’m not a web designer or website host 😔

    match,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    that’s why geocities came back :3

    Franzia,

    GeoCities went away and came back? I dont think I ever saw a GeoCities before present day. Its just a place where everyone can have one website and they are usually… Boldly designed, and personal. Right? I get why we need that now, but do you know more?

    pine,

    they might be talking about neocities

    aulin,

    It came back?!

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    In 1993 it might have been on a BBS and not the internet at all. :)

    quindraco,

    All BBSes were on the internet.

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    No. Most were direct dial servers. Some used FIDOnet for inter-BBS messaging.

    Source: I hosted one until 1997.

    rubythulhu,

    This is the most incorrect statement i’ve seen on the internet in a good while

    caseyweederman,

    I mean…
    It’s technically incorrect…
    But not in, like, a metaphysical sense.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    The point of the internet was to be global, which BBSs were not.

    caseyweederman,

    Well that’s certainly not true in many practical senses.
    Was ARPANET global? That was a proto internet but certainly wasn’t ever intended to be global.
    The full scope of undersea cables and satellites were probably not considered in the early days of Internet Proper. Even today, there are all kinds of barriers to the internet truly being considered to be “global”, from companies semi-benignly tailoring their content, to China just having a completely separate internet. With licensing and local laws and firewalls and taxes and asynchronous infrastructure development and paywalls, I don’t think you can say that “global” is the property that sets the internet apart from BBSes.

    bdonvr,

    That’s not true, you had to dial their phone number directly back in the day

    Franzia,

    Well… I was born after that. Even the internet I used had, well, this meme for example. ASCII art was common even when Twitch released in… 2010? The internet I used growing up in the late 2010s was still so inherited from whatever was stable enough to last through the 2000 dotcom bubble or release just after.

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