A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves....
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian!...
Well, you’ve heard of fortified 🍞 bread. You have it in sandwiches 🥪 or with milk 🥛. But wouldn’t you rather have fiftified bread? How about sixtified bread, that must be way better. Why always fortified? Or how about it it got better each year? You know, today it’s fortified, next year it’s fortisixed?...
I wish they’d stop beating this dead horse.
Business had been slow lately, so Johnson figures he might want to try putting out a youtube video to drum up some business....
If you get an email with a link called “free porn”...
To get to the other side.
She is a Pisces, and I don’t believe in bullshit.
::: spoiler spoiler Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels! :::
Now I have to go to L'Hôpital.
Overall it was a good deal. It only cost me a buck.
They kept dropping the base.