Airplane joke (long, but literally my favorite joke to tell)

There's a gay couple, Jared and Timothy, that decide to go on vacation together. They board a big jumbo jet on an overnight flight.

Half way through the flight, Jared turns to Timothy and says, "Hey, do you want to have sex?"

"What, right here?!" Timothy exclaims. "No way, we're on a crowded plane!"

"Oh come on, no one will notice!" says Jared

"I'm not so sure..."

Jared says, "Okay, watch this." He stands in his seat a bit. "Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I have a napkin, please?" Nobody moves. The flight attendants don't notice him at all, and most people seem to be asleep in their seats or watching a movie.

Timothy shrugs and says, "Well, alright, why the hell not?" And they proceed to have sex right there in their seats! Nobody seems to notice... the flight goes completely undisturbed.

They make a textbook landing. People in the front are starting to disembark. A few rows back, a flight attendant is checking the overhead compartments when she notices an elderly man who has been sick all over himself during the flight. She exclaims, "Oh my gosh, sir, why didn't you ask for help?!"

The old man says, "Oh, no! I didn't dare. Earlier in the flight, a young man asked for a napkin, and he got fucked in the ass!"