You don't need to slave over a stove for 3 hours to get caramelized onion. Here's what you do. After slicing the onion, get the pan up to a medium heat with a splash of oil. Toss in the onions and add a bit of salt to make them sweat. Once they start to dry out, go golden at the edges, and even stick to the pan a bit, add a splash of water. You do have to stir continuously for this method as well, but it takes much less time. Do this process a few times where you add water, cook it until its dry, another splash of water, cook it until it dries out again, etc. Sometimes I'll even alternate in a splash of white wine for fun. You should have beautiful caramelized onions in 30 min with this method.
Hello curly gurls. After a decade of straightening my hair, I am embracing my natural hair texture and returning to the curly life. A lot of things are very new for me....
There once was a man from Bulgaria that loved trains. He loved them so much, he got a job as a train conductor. One day, he was driving the train too fast and it caused an accident. One person died. He was taken to court, found guilty, and sentenced to death....
Definitely an American thing. I used to work for BMW, and they would pronounce it "coop" in the US offices. Also, this joke used to KILL at that office.
They have finger guards for them! Don't be afraid, they smell fear. You can't slice all the way down, obviously, but the scraps can be used re: that comment I made earlier
Yes they are adjustable! You can adjust for different thicknesses. Would it be thick enough or sharp enough for a bagel? I am unsure but I am intrigued, please let me know if you try it
Top 5 fictional bands from TV shows
Natalie is Freezing, from Community...
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Dr. says I must completely quit marijuana?
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How do you put your hair up for exercise?
Hello curly gurls. After a decade of straightening my hair, I am embracing my natural hair texture and returning to the curly life. A lot of things are very new for me....
Figure studies in marker (lemmy.world)
A joke about trains (long)
There once was a man from Bulgaria that loved trains. He loved them so much, he got a job as a train conductor. One day, he was driving the train too fast and it caused an accident. One person died. He was taken to court, found guilty, and sentenced to death....
Startup joke (long)
Two old friends who haven't seen each other in a very long time decide to reconnect over some lunch....
Where does a pirate get his hooks?
From the second hand store.
Airplane joke (long, but literally my favorite joke to tell)
There's a gay couple, Jared and Timothy, that decide to go on vacation together. They board a big jumbo jet on an overnight flight....
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Poached egg breakfast sandwich with roasted garlic aoli (lemmy.world)
The most beautiful apple tart I've ever made (lemmy.world)
It only took me about 4 hours to make lol
what bi stuff have you been doing this pride month?
I made a few bracelets and bought a flag for myself that I hide in my closet