Startup joke (long)

Two old friends who haven't seen each other in a very long time decide to reconnect over some lunch.

The first friend is talking about his career. He started out as a teller at a bank, but he worked his way up through the system, and now he's a partner and he's very successful!

Friend 2: Wow that's great! Congratulations. You know.... I just opened my own startup!

Friend 1: Oh wow, really? What is it for?

Friend 2: Its for a whorehouse!

Friend 1: Oh... wow, okay. Tell me more?

Friend 2: Well, we're really trying to get them with our prices. Its $50 for oral sex and $150 for anal sex.

Friend 1: Oh... well, what about vaginal sex?

Friend 2: Well, its a startup so... its just me right now.