astarob,

I have seen this before. This version is missing the last sentence though:

Long story short, she died of a coke overdose

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They’re never going to let her into the pool with that jacket on.

PetDinosaurs,

My great aunt Ginny (long gone) also used to be a dish.

I’m closer to the old lady that the young ladies.

Can I do /c/fuckimold ?

livus,
livus avatar

@PetDinosaurs - I misread that and wondered what imold was.

Beowulf,

“Now introducing Apple’s new product, the iMold”

kescusay,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s literally just some mold we found in the dumpster out back. Starting price is $1,299!

…and we’re sold out.”

IanAtCambio,

Is that girl wearing a bra and a blazer with yoga pants. I thought that was a joke from seinfeld

Kecessa,

You haven’t been going out much the last ten years, have you?

CluckN,

Why would I log out? To reset my computer?

name_NULL111653,
Dylan,

“Athleisure” wear

IanAtCambio,

Yeah dude. I mean I wear sweatpants all the time. But not with a sport coat. Lol

Scrof,

Who cares?

Lazylazycat,
@Lazylazycat@lemmy.world avatar

This guy, cos he couldn’t pull off this look.

iforgotmyinstance,

Clothes just be clothes. If you wasn’t ugly, you’d dress like this too.

tbird83ii,

I'll have you know!!!!

Fuck.. you're right.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

idk man I dig it

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