Feel the bass
mavu, Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”
0x4E4F, 
Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnier… cuz it’s butt plug.
inclementimmigrant, I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.
CaptainDongus, So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.
You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.
idunnololz, 
0x4E4F, Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.
theangryseal, It’s dubstep.
SaltyIceteaMaker, 
bAss
Halvdan, I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
Sterile_Technique, 
…I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.
My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P
0x4E4F, To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.
theangryseal, I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.
Poo poo.
kaipulla, Feel the bass up your ass.
NegativeLookBehind, 
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
afraid_of_zombies, Berry White is going to get really popular soon.
Sammy, 
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
0x4E4F, Sam, your son would like a word with you.
Buffalobuffalo, Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
variants, Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
LEDZeppelin, Because you know I’m all about that bass
AreaKode, But does it make you a chess master?
Ghostalmedia, 
You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a0f2cfd6-5bd2-45da-9d27-b40d311189a8.jpeg
I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”
SaltyIceteaMaker, This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights
moog, I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.
Ghostalmedia, Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.
lud, Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.
www.harmankardon.com/…/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html
While I think the original design is pretty ugly It’s still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.
Maybe they look better in person ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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