the_grass_trainer, I’m getting into the habit of making oleo saccharum with any leftover citrus. Throw it in a jar with a bunch of sugar on it, and tomorrow you have syrup.
ickplant, 
That’s pretty brilliant. Sadly, I just started a keto diet and can’t have sugar. Guess the lemon is going in the trash.
chemicalprophet, It’s still on the cutting board…
Raiderkev, OP, u might be colorblind. That’s clearly a half of a lime in my fridge
troglodytis, It’s me. Hi. I’m the lemon, it’s me
scytale, Why you gotta call me out like that.
WhoIsTheDrizzle, If it’s getting bad, use it to do a deep clean on your pans. Let the half lemon soak in the pan and scrub with the rind.
SomeBoyo,
pelotron, 
Suddenly I want to make that other hot toddy
growingentropy, Joke’s on you, I ran into some lemon stealing whores yesterday.
XTornado, But…but…I was going to use it…I am sure of it!
Daft_ish, Jokes on you. The lemon became sentient and threw me away.
Rubanski, NEVER!
kalpol, Works great for freshening up the disposal
ickplant, This is the way, throw the lemon in there with some ice cubes.
WanakaTree, Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Couldn’t hold them?
abbadon420, It’s in my freezer
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