Jordan_U, I know it’s really hard to tell, especially with flat earthers, but I think this post by “gerwin” screenshat here (with extra jpeg) was satire.
There are a lot of silly explanations that flat earthers have for things, but this doesn’t appear to be one of them.
(Googling for “water mountain” just gives this screenshot and people making fun of this screenshot.)
nickiam2, I’m stealing that word now “scteenshat” works well in this context
xantoxis, This is an image of power towers gradually getting shorter and shorter because they have to squeeze into the water tunnel that runs through the water mountain.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1d41895c-f5a3-4c0c-a347-6b42cd33cfb1.webp
hungryphrog, every day I feel ashamed about the fact that I have to live on the same planet (sorry, I mean pancake) with these people
spiphy, Wouldn’t it actually be water valleys? If you are standing on the shore and watched a boat go up a water mountain at the horizon it would stay visible, there would have to be a valley for the boat to disappear.
aaaaaaadjsf, 
I’ve managed to meet two flat earthers in real life. Extremely surreal experience.
Samsy, Damn my English is so bad, I thought they are talking about swim accessories.
RaivoKulli, Water mountains sound so fun that I’ll choose to believe in them. Also ball eath but in combination with water mountains
ThisGuysNeverSerious, Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.
WELCOMETHRILLHO, These people are so dumb, they aren’t “water mountains”, they are Lands with the subtypes Island and Mountain, meaning they can tap for blue or red mana.
Globulart, Probably the thing I miss most about reddit is being able to easily find and laugh at these kinds of exchanges.
Too much sanity on lemmy… I miss the conspiracy subs.
Lininop, Go to most of the political subs on lemmy and you’ll find plenty of brain dead takes
pinkdrunkenelephants, No you don’t. Trust me. The crazies here brigade others, peddle lies and push genocide apologia.
Faresh, The !flatearth community has some unironic (I think) posts in there if you scroll a few posts down.
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/28ff17fb-b392-4258-9c39-cbe786af9a68.png
HellAwaits, Too much sanity
Uhh I don’t know what subs you’ve been visiting, but there’s just as many stupid people on here as well.
Krackalot, I’m pretty sure once you reach a certain threshold of individuals, a minimum percentage will always be this dumb. I’m not sure about the exact numbers, but the phenomenon seems real
ox0r, Ok i’m convinced
Holzkohlen, We do have water volcanoes at least. Someone just named them geysers. Tho I’m fairly sure that vulcanic activity disproves flat earth.
Klear, That’s gey.
bappity, 
…waves?
Black_Gulaman, 
Earth curvature
narp, I think it’s their counter-argument to:
“If earth is really flat, why do ships disappear behind the oceans horizon?”
“Water mountains”
Sator_is_Tense, 
the existence of water mountains implies the existence of forest, fire, shadow and spirit mountains
stebo02, 
aren’t the four elements water, fire, earth and air?
exu, Elements+
leggettc18, I think this is a Zelda Ocarina of Time reference.
lordcommander, Actually they are mountain, island, forest, plains, and swamp
HikingVet, We call fire mountains active volcanoes.
trudge, I believe forest mountains are just called mountains due to historical reasons.
BananaOnionJuice, 
The Turtle Moves!
teuast, thanks, that’s my band name now
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